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TYRONE BIGUMS Cheater
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:04 pm Post subject: OMG READ THIS IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER |
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One day there was a boy named Ricky, he was fat. Like tyler, but fatter(DAMN HE'S HUGE), who liked this girl named Stephanie, now Stephanie was a slut but Ricky became friends with her and then Stephanie proceed to backstab Ricky, her best friend. Something that alot of people in RS do. And then Ricky proceeded to get over it and now he's living the happy life, has great friends etc. But now Stephanie found out she had really deep feelings about Ricky considering how there personalities just matched, she thought Ricky liked her but then Ricky proceeded to just live his life until he got into a bloody war with another student, the student was one of his best friends and Ricky ended up hurting him so bad he lost all those friends he had. So now Ricky hung out alone, but then Stephanie proceeded to make him feel better by being his friend again. They hung out together, and Stephanie was so in love with him, she worked so much to buy a 5,000$ engagement ring and at a homecoming told him how much she loved him and asked him to marry her. In front of everyone. Stephanie having a rep of being a slut people were booing and she was crying tears of joys and smiling and starring at her Ricky, then Ricky proceeded to whisper in her ear and told her "I'm sorry I just can't do this." and left. She then cried her eyes out until her mom went to go pick her up. She then proceeded to text him, he didn't respond, call him, he didn't respond until finally she realized Ricky didn't want her, so Stephanie wrote the following note:
Dear Ricky,
If you're reading this, then you must have found that that I killed myself. Ricky, I'm so sorry, you were the man of my dreams you were the only person in my life that made me smile, I have dreamed of being married to you, I wanted you to be the father of my children, I adored you and I would of done anything for you. I would kill myself for you. And if you don't believe me, you should go to my coffin and spit in it. The point is sweety, I'll always love you no matter what. No matter what. You were everything to me, love always Stephanie.
Ricky somehow got the note from his school counselor and then Ricky cried, and everyone somehow in the school found out. Ricky then realized how much of an idiot he was for not expressing his hidden feelings he had for Stephanie ever since they became friends, so once Ricky got home. He grabbed a knife and slit his wrists and then jumped out his bedroom window. Leaving a note saying...
I love you, and I would always be with you, even in death.
The end.
True story, happened in my HS a few years ago, Ricky was this Fat mexican and Stephanie was this ugly greek slut. I didn't remember this until I went back and saw my year book ohlol.
Word of the day: Proceeded lololfunnyyoutubevid stuck in my head.
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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Old repaste by a repaster by your pasta.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Anyone know how to disconnect a blender from PC?
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| redslothx wrote: | | Anyone know how to disconnect a blender from PC? |
Pull the plug.
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Agent Black Bear wrote: | | redslothx wrote: | | Anyone know how to disconnect a blender from PC? |
Pull the plug. |
guy on phone said there is no plug and that it is all a figment of my imagination.
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| redslothx wrote: | | Agent Black Bear wrote: | | redslothx wrote: | | Anyone know how to disconnect a blender from PC? |
Pull the plug. |
guy on phone said there is no plug and that it is all a figment of my imagination. | I'm going to need high quality porn to help you.
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| redslothx wrote: | | Agent Black Bear wrote: | | redslothx wrote: | | Anyone know how to disconnect a blender from PC? |
Pull the plug. |
guy on phone said there is no plug and that it is all a figment of my imagination. |
Guy on phone is figment of your imagination. Plug real.
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