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[Secret Release] Van Helsing Diaries - Killing a Troll

 
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Aviar³
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:47 pm    Post subject: [Secret Release] Van Helsing Diaries - Killing a Troll Reply with quote

Trolls. Notoriously hard to kill, and one of the ugliest creatures on Gods earth. Sadly, with the advent of the internet, these mythical creatures no longer roam or God given land eating our children and the unsuspecting. No, instead now they infest forums and placed where people go to have a lighthearted conversation. I have found few ways to slay these perversions. The fire of will no longer quell them, oh no, instead now they swarm to it like carrion. They tumble civilized conversation into anarchy. The new weapon my dear reader, is knowledge. A troll must feed constantly to fuel its malignant nature and evolve. This therefor is there greatest weakness. Starve the troll. Deny it it's foodstuff. It will lash out, seek desperately for sustenance, you must hold to your faith. It's attempts will seem weak and shallow. It is almost dead. Rejoice at its trembling frame. This is the secret my children, you would do well to remember it.

-Van Helsing

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You so funny.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah dawg. Plus it is true.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Van Helsing is swedish, therefor this should be in german.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How to kill a troll-

1. Get a bigger troll to kill it.

2. Turn it into something else.

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