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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:42 pm    Post subject: I hate cyclists Reply with quote

Really, I do. Not the type that bike on side roads in town, I don't care what they do. But the assholes that are all over the highway. You know, you're coming over the top of a hill at 55mph and suddenly there's a fuckton of them riding their bikes in your lane at like 15mph and you have to jam on the brakes.

Tonight I'm doing like 85 down a back road, listening to the heaviest metal known to man and minding my own business, and suddenly in the distance I see 4 cyclists taking up the whole road. No, not just my lane, the entire fucking road. Both sides. How the fuck could anyone think that's acceptable? I'm pretty sure it's not even legal for them to be on a highway. So anyway, I roll up behind them, one looks behind and sees me, and they still keep taking up the entire fucking road so I can't even pass them. So I drop it into second, and just rev the piss out of the engine. I'm sure the sound of that turbo spooling made them shit bricks. But what the fuck made them think it was not only acceptable to take up the whole fucking road, but to not even move out of the way when there's cars coming? There's even a ton of roads with bike lanes around here, and a state park with bike trails, yet they have to fuck up the highway for everyone.

tl;dr I fucking hate cyclists, they need to stay off of the road.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a cyclist.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cryoma wrote:
I'm a cyclist.


me 2 , tell i got a motorbike =)

my bro helping me learn how to drive a car

so this would be interesting


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Sucks for you , try to ran over them , they would be confused and fell off there bikes , that well give them a lesson xD (reminds me when a x4 car hit my bike and i was throwing away a view feats away

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jake cookies wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
I'm a cyclist.


me 2 , tell i got a motorbike =)

my bro helping me learn how to drive a car

so this would be interesting


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Sucks for you , try to ran over them , they would be confused and fell off there bikes , that well give them a lesson xD (reminds me when a x4 car hit my bike and i was throwing away a view feats away


I think you should wait until you're older to drive a car.. I'd rather not have an 11 year old who tried to run over me in the present. I'd spend a view years in the hospital.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SF wrote:
jake cookies wrote:
Cryoma wrote:
I'm a cyclist.


me 2 , tell i got a motorbike =)

my bro helping me learn how to drive a car

so this would be interesting


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Sucks for you , try to ran over them , they would be confused and fell off there bikes , that well give them a lesson xD (reminds me when a x4 car hit my bike and i was throwing away a view feats away


I think you should wait until you're older to drive a car.. I'd rather not have an 11 year old who tried to run over me in the present. I'd spend a view years in the hospital.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go and kiss your mothers behind.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool story bro.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didnt tl;dr.


You guys should read more. shcools starting.


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