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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:39 pm    Post subject: Time Paradox Reply with quote

A baby girl is mysteriously dropped off at an orphanage in Cleveland in 1945. "Jane" grows up lonely and dejected, not knowing who her parents are, until one day in 1963 she is strangely attracted to a drifter. She falls in love with him, but just when things are looking up for Jane a series of disasters strikes: First, she becomes pregnant by the drifter, who then disappears. Second, during the complicated delivery doctors discover that Jane has both sets of sex organs, and to save her life, they most surgically convert "her" to a "him." Finally, a mysterious stranger kidnaps her baby from the delivery room.

Reeling from these disasters, rejected from society, scorned by fate, "he" becomes a drunkard and a drifter. Not only has Jane lost her parents and her lover, but he has lost his only child as well. Years later, in 1970, he stumbles into a lonely bar, called Pop's Place, and spills out his pathetic story to an elderly bartender. The sympathetic bartender offers the drifter the chance to avenge the stranger who left her pregnant and abandoned, on the condition that he join the "time traveller corps." Both of them enter a time machine and the bartender drops the drifter off in 1963. The drifter is strangely attracted to a young orphan girl, who subsequently becomes pregnant.

The bartender then goes forward 9 months, kidnaps the baby girl from the hospital, and drops the baby off in an orphanage back in 1945. Then the bartender drops off the thoroughly confused drifter in 1985, to enlist in the time traveller corps. The drifter eventually gets his life together and becomes respected and elderly member of the time traveller corps, and then disguises himself as a bartender and has his most difficult mission: a date with destiny, meeting a certain drifter at Pop's Place in 1970.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

First letter of each paragraph = ART
Ending = No RickRoll, Bell-Air or something weird
Result: Legit, going to read it now.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow...... i understand quantum pysics now..............
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

G'job.
That's why I like you, bud.
You analyze creepy/copypasta before reading.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtffff
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Douglas. wrote:
G'job.
That's why I like you, bud.
You analyze creepy/copypasta before reading.

Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wtf is with the



ITS TAKEING OVER CEF
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dr Evil wrote:
wtf is with the



ITS TAKEING OVER CEF

It's fsjal.
Go get a fsjal avatar or jump on a dick.
Your choice.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i want one! how do i get one i want a dr evil one xD
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm thinking of getting rid of mine.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, Fsjal is getting old.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benji wrote:
Yeah, Fsjal is getting old.

What do you suggest we do now?
I think everybody should put CP as our avatar to get banned at the same time.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Douglas. wrote:
Benji wrote:
Yeah, Fsjal is getting old.

What do you suggest we do now?
I think everybody should put CP as our avatar to get banned at the same time.

Let's bring back the I hate Benji signatures.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Benji wrote:
Douglas. wrote:
Benji wrote:
Yeah, Fsjal is getting old.

What do you suggest we do now?
I think everybody should put CP as our avatar to get banned at the same time.

Let's bring back the I hate Benji signatures.

Now where will we find those at again?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where's the paradox?
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