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Batman Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:28 pm Post subject: I have to sleep in the living room again. |
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| Wife's mad at me.
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cryomacrayon Newbie cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| s'okay plank you can sleep with johnny!
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Cut your hand off.
Problem solved.
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Batman Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
I can't, my utensils are plastic.
She has locked me from everything.
Take out again.
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cryomacrayon Newbie cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Batman wrote: | | Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
I can't, my utensils are plastic.
She has locked me from everything.
Take out again. |
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Batman wrote: | | Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
I can't, my utensils are plastic.
She has locked me from everything.
Take out again. |
I think you missed the joke there
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Batman Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | | Batman wrote: | | Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
I can't, my utensils are plastic.
She has locked me from everything.
Take out again. |
I think you missed the joke there |
Baww.
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
Heh, NO-ONE GETS MY EPIC HUMOR.
RAEG. ;-;
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject: |
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| [AM]Misery wrote: | | Holland wrote: | | Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
Heh, NO-ONE GETS MY EPIC HUMOR.
RAEG. ;-; |
I have a theory; but I won't state it for two reasons:
1.) It's probably wrong.
2.) In the case that it's wrong; I'd look like an idiot. |
He kept touching his wife/he masturbates too much.
Pick one. :/
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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| [AM]Misery wrote: | | ASN3S wrote: | | [AM]Misery wrote: | | Holland wrote: | | Holland wrote: | Cut your hand off.
Problem solved. |
Heh, NO-ONE GETS MY EPIC HUMOR.
RAEG. ;-; |
I have a theory; but I won't state it for two reasons:
1.) It's probably wrong.
2.) In the case that it's wrong; I'd look like an idiot. |
He kept touching his wife/he masturbates too much.
Pick one. :/ |
Oh; I was thinking along the lines of, " LOLOL, IF I MISSING A HAND, I GO TO EMERGENCY ROOM, I SLEEP IN HOSPITAL ROOM. " |
I lol'd.
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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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His 'wife' is his hand.
Mindfuck?
Shit failed :<
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cryomacrayon Newbie cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | His 'wife' is his hand.
Mindfuck?
Shit failed :< |
FUCK.
I missed that because the joke usually says that it's a girlfriend, not a wife.
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TriigerHappy Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Holland wrote: | His 'wife' is his hand.
Mindfuck?
Shit failed :< |
I actually noticed that from the beggining
am i cool yet?
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