Solomon Grundy Cheater
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Joined: 16 Sep 2007 Posts: 47
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 12:04 pm Post subject: Pure win |
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Now this is the story all about how Your life got flipped, turned upside down And Id like to take a minute, sit, and be merry. Ill tell you how I became the motherfucking Gary.
In west of Pallet town, born and raised On the grass plains where I spent most of my days Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool And all catchin' some Pokemon outside of the school When a couple of trainers, who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and I fucked up their shit, And said "Bitch, I'm Gary Motherfucking Oak, /b/'s next big hit!"
I whistled for my Mercedes and it was shining black, the License plate said "Bitches" and had a few in the back If anything I could say that this car was pimpin' But I thought now forget it, I'm fuckin' these Bitches' I pulled up to my house about seven or eight And I yelled to the bitches yo, ho's fuck ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To settle my throne as the prince of EVERYWHERE. Mother Fucker.
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