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Shark Byte Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:16 pm Post subject: [Religon] Thy Church of thy Christfag |
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This is thy Church of thy Christfag
Our Views: We are basically Christians that have he same views as the Episcopal Church except we have a Pope and fully believe in the Eucharist
Recent News: The Church will not end thanks to Double Posting, Mass Butt Rape in Kansas because of Satan (compactwater)
Pakistani Christians protesting the killing of their brethren.
GJRA (AsiaNews) - Pakistani special forces have taken control of the town of Gojra (Punjab) after yesterday’s bloody episode in which at least 8 people - including 4 women and a child of 7 years - were burned alive and 20 others wounded.
At least 50 houses of Christians were burned and destroyed and thousands of faithful fled to escape execution. Relatives of the victims refuse to take care of dead bodies and do not want funerals until the culprits are arrested. Some of the killed have been identified: Hamed Masih, 50, Asia Bibi, 20; Asifa Bibi, 19, Imam Bibi, 22; Musa 7; Akhlas Masih, 40, Parveen, 50.
At least 3 thousand Muslims, after they have were incited by local religious authorities, marched to the Christian village Gojra founded 50 years ago. Groups of young Muslims - perhaps from the Sunni group Sipah-e-Sahabaha - with their faces covered started to shoot wildly. The villagers fled, but some were trapped and were killed by the uncontrollable fire unleashed by the mob.
To burn the houses, the militants used a particular fuel, that is difficult to extinguish. According to witnesses, the same fuel was used in the village of Shanti Nagar, burned in February 2007, in the destruction of the village of Sangla Hill (2005); in the burning of the 50 houses of Christians and the two churches on the evening of July 30 in Koriyan near Gojra.
It all started weeks ago with charges of blasphemy against Talib Masih, who is accused of having burned pages of the Koran during a wedding ceremony on July 29 at Koriyan.
On July 30 hundreds of Islamic militants attacked and set on fire the houses of Christians in Koriyan and two Protestant churches, the Church of Pakistan and the New Apostolic Church. According to police, some Christians fired shots against the militants, further fuelling their violent response.
The minister for minorities, Beat Shahbaz, a Catholic, has accused the police of negligence. The local Christians say they have been requesting the protection of law enforcement officers for days because the situation was tense, but have been ignored.
Some Christians argue that although the police were present during the attack at Gojra, the thugs were not apprehended. Other witnesses say that after a while the police tried to stop them, but the militants also attacked the police injuring some.
Yesterday, as the news of attacks against Christians spread, in Lahore there was a demonstration to demand guarantees of freedom for Christians
Thy First Story: The Story of Creation
When God[3] began to create heaven and earth, and the earth then was welter and waste and darkness over the deep and God's breath hovering over the waters, God said, 'Let there be light.' and there was light"(Genesis chapter 1:3) [4]; the "firmament" separating "the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament;" dry land and seas and plants and trees which grew fruit with seed; the sun, moon and stars in the firmament; air-breathing sea creatures, fishes and birds; and on the sixth day, "the beasts of the earth according to their kinds." "Then God said, Let us make man in our image ... in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them."[5] On Sabbath, God rests from the task of completing the heavens and the earth: "So God blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, because on it God rested from all his work which he had done in creation."
Adam and Eve by TitianGod forms Adam "from the dust of the ground...and man became a living being."[6] God sets the man in the Garden of Eden and permits him to eat of all the fruit within it, except that of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil, "for in the day that you eat of it you shall die." God makes "every beast of the field and every bird of the air, ... and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name ... but for the man there was not found a helper fit for him." God causes the man to sleep, and makes a woman from one of his ribs, and the man awakes and names his companion Woman, "because she was taken out of Man."[7] "And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed."[8] The serpent tells the woman that she will not die if she eats the fruit of the tree: "When you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God,[9] knowing good and evil." So the woman eats and gives to the man who also eats. "Then the eyes of both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together and made themselves aprons." God curses the serpent: "upon your belly you shall go, and dust you shall eat all the days of your life;" the woman he punishes with pain in childbirth and with subordination to man: "your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you;" and the man he punishes with a life of toil: "In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread till you return to the ground." The man names his wife Eve,[10] "because she was the mother of all living". "Behold", says God, "the man has become like one of us, knowing good and evil," and expels the couple from Eden, "lest he put forth his hand and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever." The gate of Eden is sealed by a cherub and a flaming sword "to guard the way to the tree of life."[11]
Adam and Eve have two sons, Cain and Abel, the first a farmer, the second a shepherd. Each bring an offering to God, but God rejects Cain's offering. Cain murders Abel, and God then curses Cain: "When you till the ground, it shall no longer yield to you its strength; you shall be a fugitive and a wanderer on the earth." Cain fears that whoever meets him will kill him, but God places a mark on Cain to protect him, with the promise that "if any slays Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold." Cain settles in the land of Nod,[12] "away from the presence of the Lord."[13] The descendants of Cain are Enoch, Irad, Mehujael, Methushael, and Lamech. Seth is born to replace Abel.[13] The generations of Adam are described, including Enoch, who "walked with God...[and] was no more, for God took him",[14] Methuselah, and Noah. The antediluvian Patriarchs are notable for their extreme longevity, with Methuselah living 969 years. The list ends with the birth of Noah's sons, from whom all humanity is descended.[15]
God sets the days of man at 120 years.[16] "The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of men, and they bore children to them. These were the mighty men that were of old, the men of renown."[17] Angered by the wickedness of mankind, God selects Noah,[18] "a righteous man, blameless in his generation," and commands him to build an Ark, and to take on it his family and representatives of the animals.[19] God destroys the world with a Flood,[20] and afterwards enters into a covenant with Noah and his descendants, the entire human race, promising never again to destroy mankind in this way.[21] Noah plants a vineyard, drinks wine, and falls into a drunken sleep. Ham "uncovers his fathers nakedness," and Noah places a curse on Ham's son Canaan, saying that he and all his descendants shall henceforth be slaves to Ham's brothers Shem and Japheth[22]
The seventy generations of the descendants of Noah are named, "and from these the nations spread abroad on the earth after the flood."[23] Men decide to build "a tower with its top in the heavens" in the land of Shinar, "lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth." God fears the ambition of mankind: "This is only the beginning of what they will do; and nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them. Come, let us go down, and there confuse their language, that they may not understand one another's speech." And so mankind is scattered over the face of the earth, and the city "was called Babel, because there Yahweh confused the language of all the earth."[24][25] The Generations of Shem brings the biblical genealogy down to the generation of Abraham
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DemiGod: HackOtaku
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iGod Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:17 pm Post subject: |
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compactwater I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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| God sucks and is outdated, get over yourself. |
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-J- Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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I don't
it's stupid _________________
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Shark Byte Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| compactwater wrote: | | God sucks and is outdated, get over yourself. |
God still loves you, As you are His Child
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compactwater I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| God™ wrote: | | compactwater wrote: | | God sucks and is outdated, get over yourself. |
God still loves you, As you are his Child | Then you would fix that to read: "God still loves you, as you are His child."
Again, god sucks. And I won't capitalise it to be "proper." |
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Shark Byte Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Then how about you make a Church of Athiasm and see how many Members it gets |
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compactwater I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| God™ wrote: | | Then how about you make a Church of Athiasm and see how many Members it gets | What is, "Athiasm"? |
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-J- Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| God™ wrote: | | Then how about you make a Church of Athiasm and see how many Members it gets |
Why are you obsessed with churches? _________________
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Shark Byte Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Thy Church shall save you my Child
I must be going, I have a Funeral to serve. |
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-J- Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| God™ wrote: | Thy Church shall save you my Child
I must be going, I have a Funeral to serve. |
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| compactwater wrote: | | God™ wrote: | | Then how about you make a Church of Athiasm and see how many Members it gets | What is, "Athiasm"? |
I think he meant Atheism _________________
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compactwater I post too much
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| God™ wrote: | Thy Church shall save you my Child
I must be going, I have a Funeral to serve. | You're probably the cause of death. |
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M. Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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| compactwater wrote: | | God sucks and is outdated, get over yourself. | This. |
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Shark Byte Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Revalation 14:23 |
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M. Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:27 pm Post subject: |
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| God™ wrote: | | Revalation 14:23 |
Well it's a bit late, it's 19:14 now. |
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