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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:29 am Post subject: Rhymes. |
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Stranger: of man's first disobediance and the fruit of that forbidden tree
You: No thank you.
Stranger: are you sure you wouldn't like a crumpet instead
You: I would simply relish a crumpet, thank you.
Stranger: then we are agreed
Stranger: we are pro crumpets on all points
You: Great minds eat crumpets.
Stranger: tell me sire, what of the war
You: The war, the war...
You: It's a terrible thing
Stranger: i loled
You: Nothing but hate
You: And all from a King
You: I despise the war
You: I'm against it you see
Stranger: i must say my stocks increased tenfold this morn
Stranger: yes
You: It's quite a bore
Stranger: i too am opposed to the bore that is war
You: Just like that tree
Stranger: but then again, pro war is a much more inflammatory opinion to hold and so i must hold it
Stranger: for the purposes of drama
You: WELL FUCK YOU.
Stranger: drama must be had
Stranger: the spice must flow
You: SUCK MY COCK
You: GIVE ME A BLOW
Stranger: god, you're broken character quite considerably, are you quite alright
Stranger: would you like a lie down?
Stranger: and a comfy pillow
You: Why don't you take a seat?
Stranger: GET
Stranger: BACK
Stranger: TO FUCKING /b/
Stranger: YOUS CUM
Stranger: YOU FUCKING SCUM
You: And so he came
You: all on the floor
You: He soaked the carpet
You: The chair and door
Stranger: dont know what that is
You: It's called poetry
Stranger: but i find it shallow and uncaptivating si
Stranger: r
Stranger: no it isn't you fag
Stranger: poetry
Stranger: is the first line of this god damn conversation
Stranger: you cunt
You: I thought that was the bible.
Stranger: it's paradise lost
You: And paradise found.
You: Alas! We're doomed
You: chased by the hound
Stranger: that was atrocious good sir
You: Plea and dismay
You: a scattered fray
You: nothing is sound
Stranger: but you are gay
You: said the cook as he frowned
You: WELL YOU KNOW WHAT
You: YOU CAN TAKE YOUR GODDAMN FRANKFURTER
You: AND GET BACK IN THE CHOPPA
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: i can type meaningless stuff too
Stranger: look
Stranger: foxes attack me at night
You: You deserved it
Stranger: kiss the moon stones from my eyes, dragonfly
Stranger: how imposing of you
You: You're too slow for rap, buddy.
You: And you can't rhyme.
Stranger: 1.
Stranger: hip hop is dead
Stranger: 2/
Stranger: ever heard of blank verse
You: 1. If it was dead nobody would listen to it.
You: 2. Yes.
You: Regardless.
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: i cant even
Stranger: the stupid
Stranger: it hurts
You: You shall be cursed by the widower who will drop a six pence near your feet come the full moon
Stranger: lyrics lyrics lyrics
Stranger: well
You: Blah blah blah
Stranger: instant karma's gonna get you
Stranger: right in the head
You: OFUCK
You: I JUST GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
You: IN THE FUCKING HEAD
Stranger: this conversation
You: is over
Stranger: consider it
Stranger: raped
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:30 am Post subject: |
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You're rhyme is corny......
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:31 am Post subject: |
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You: And so he came
You: all on the floor
You: He soaked the carpet
You: The chair and door
CORNNYYYY???
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