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Who actually believes it?
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I don't. I believe we'll all get nuked by North Koreans.
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Uh oh the Mayans calendar, doom I tell you! Fuck the Aztec's too.
Just because my balls a crumbling doesn't mean that there's going to be an earthquake...
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I played the Aztecs in Age of Empires, I like the Mayans better. They get fucking cheap archers o_O
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| Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 6:23 am Post subject: Re: 2012 Apocalypse |
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| Treekodar wrote: | | Who actually believes it? |
Not true every once in a while a crazy Christian guy comes out with a fucking nutty ass theory which doesn't even come true, most of them are nutty as squirrel shit.
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Facts about 2012:
Planet X will arrive(or so it is said by NASA).
There's a solar storm coming(also said by NASA).
Pole shift(north becomes south and south becomes north).
1+1= 2
The pole shift = lower protection against UV rays.
Solar storm = Higher concentration of UV rays.
Result: More people will die of cancer(the older people will be the worst victims here).
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I saw a thread about Planet X in the main NASA website. They said that the Planet X/Nibiru is in fact, a hoax.
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| Mr. Poop wrote: | | I saw a thread about Planet X in the main NASA website. They said that the Planet X/Nibiru is in fact, a hoax. |
| Quote: | Next came the astronomers. From the 1840s until deep into the 1980s, astronomy was haunted by a strange mystery. Something was not right with the orbits of the outer planets. Something really heavy seemed to be tugging at the outer planets Uranus and Neptune. Certain asteroids felt the mysterious pull, too. Must be an enormous planet out there, many astronomers assumed. Or several planets, even. This was how Planet X got its name: the term `X’ comes from the early-twentieth century astronomer Percival Lowell, best known for his study of the `canals’ on Mars.
But eventually, in the 1980s and 1990s, the riddle was solved. There appeared to be no mystery planet involved at all. Neither is there some mysterious force pulling on Neptune’s orbit. The astronomers simply had their orbit calculations wrong. But with better techniques, it all added up. By now, no serious astronomer believes in Planet X anymore. |
-I've found some retards: http://2012-comet.com/phpbb/2012/why-always-see-the-time-and-t893.html
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I'm telling you, if it's Armageddon you're seeking, look at the guy with the shades.
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A comment posted there: | Quote: | | The 2012 Apocalypse theories are all lies made up by the greedy Jews, so that we will all get scared and buy their bomb shelters and what not so they can make a quick buck. You'll see, nothing is going to happen on December 21, 2012, we'll just be disappointed just like New Years Eve, 1999. Those Jews and their clever schemes, think they can get away with scaring everyone on the internet, well not anymore, because you all know THE TRUTH. Together we can fight back, put all of the Jews in concentration camps, and make them our slaves until they admit that their all just greedy big nosed liars. Tell everyone you know about the plan, Codename "Black Stallion", and if you have any Jew neighbors, sneak into their house's at night, put a bag over their head, and beat them without mercy. Then, after a good old fashioned Jew Beating, take said Jew, and lock him in your basement. Only feed him/her Orange Peels and Apple Core, and give him/her a tin can to urinate in. Once we have over 80% of the Jew Population locked in our basements, Black Stallion will go into full effect, and we will send the Jews to the concentration camps. If all goes well, they will admit that they lied, and we will get our money back. Then, we can forever banish the Jews to a small island, where hopefully they will all catch the Swine Flu and die a horrible death. |
LMFAO.
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| Treekodar wrote: |
A comment posted there: | Quote: | | The 2012 Apocalypse theories are all lies made up by the greedy Jews, so that we will all get scared and buy their bomb shelters and what not so they can make a quick buck. You'll see, nothing is going to happen on December 21, 2012, we'll just be disappointed just like New Years Eve, 1999. Those Jews and their clever schemes, think they can get away with scaring everyone on the internet, well not anymore, because you all know THE TRUTH. Together we can fight back, put all of the Jews in concentration camps, and make them our slaves until they admit that their all just greedy big nosed liars. Tell everyone you know about the plan, Codename "Black Stallion", and if you have any Jew neighbors, sneak into their house's at night, put a bag over their head, and beat them without mercy. Then, after a good old fashioned Jew Beating, take said Jew, and lock him in your basement. Only feed him/her Orange Peels and Apple Core, and give him/her a tin can to urinate in. Once we have over 80% of the Jew Population locked in our basements, Black Stallion will go into full effect, and we will send the Jews to the concentration camps. If all goes well, they will admit that they lied, and we will get our money back. Then, we can forever banish the Jews to a small island, where hopefully they will all catch the Swine Flu and die a horrible death. |
LMFAO. |
ROFL'd for like 10mins
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