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Moldytampon
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:49 am    Post subject: Laptops and babies Reply with quote

My neighbour claims that if you have your laptop on you lap alot
you cant get babies anymore because of the radiation or something
i just wanted to ask if this is possible?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you laptop is powered by a thermo-nuclear reactor.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's NOT because of radiation, it's because of heat...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Treekodar wrote:
It's NOT because of radiation, it's because of heat...

Going by that logic anyone living in a hot country cant have kids.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trucido wrote:
Treekodar wrote:
It's NOT because of radiation, it's because of heat...

Going by that logic anyone living in a hot country cant have kids.


It's been proven. Seatwarmers are also bad.

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laptop?

I thought it was obvious...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sigh. Heat can indeed damage your balls/sperm production. They're not in a sack just because they can and it's free, it's also because this way they're less affected by the body's temperature » no heating up » better sperm production.

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Studies have proven that bakers are the least furtile out of all professions: they're standing in front of a hot oven a lot.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wcbrilman wrote:
Sigh. Heat can indeed damage your balls/sperm production. They're not in a sack just because they can and it's free, it's also because this way they're less affected by the body's temperature » no heating up » better sperm production.

btw:
Studies have proven that bakers are the least furtile out of all professions: they're standing in front of a hot oven a lot.

Im female, So this is the the same thing people were saying if you have your phone in your pocket you cannot have childeren anymore, which is bullshit?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously...
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

is true story.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trucido wrote:
If you laptop is powered by a thermo-nuclear reactor.
Mine is, my ovaries are going to explode!
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just remember about my 5th grade class talking about the reproduction system. According to the book, the male reproductive system is sensitive, not female since the eggs are far enough from the ongoing outside.

For males, when it's cold, it tightens so it can keep it warm for awhile and when it's hot, it expands to let it cool. The eggs and sperm must be kept in a moderate temperature.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MoldyTampon wrote:
wcbrilman wrote:
Sigh. Heat can indeed damage your balls/sperm production. They're not in a sack just because they can and it's free, it's also because this way they're less affected by the body's temperature » no heating up » better sperm production.

btw:
Studies have proven that bakers are the least furtile out of all professions: they're standing in front of a hot oven a lot.

Im female, So this is the the same thing people were saying if you have your phone in your pocket you cannot have childeren anymore, which is bullshit?

My point exactly: it might only affect men :].
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think they were talking about over fapping so you have no more sperm to make teh babies
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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