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[SSCA]Spongebob Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:47 pm Post subject: Posted before but.. |
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Couldn't help myself, so damn funny!
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Bloodninja : Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli13 : thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
Bloodninja : A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli13 : haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli13 : i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
Bloodninja : I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli13 : haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli13 : i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13 : No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja : Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli13 : stop, cmon be serious.
Bloodninja : It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Bloodninja : I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli13 : thats it.
Bloodninja : Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see :as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
Bloodninja : Fuck am I hard now. |
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Oblivious Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| I lol'd so hard.
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Domoo Advanced Cheater
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Thread delivers.
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Codeslinger I post too much
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Almost didn't read it but delivery was indeed delivered.
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megaman10x Newbie cheater
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Oblivious wrote: | | I lol'd so hard. |
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