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[Fafaffy]

(i'm fafaffy for who doesnt know, and it's posted on my website)

First, i was checking my website, when all of a sudden "Antivirus 2009" appeared, I was like HOLY SH!T

...3 days later...

"I finally got kaspersky!"

...1 hour later...

"WTF What do you mean my Trial expired!"

...4 minutes later...

"OMFG Again with Antivirus 2009!")

*Kaspersky found a virus*
*Tries to delete*
*Failed miserably*

"Cannot delete the file currently in use" - Kaspersky

"OMFG!!!! Time for malewarebyte!"

"WTF is drive 'I:\' and why is it primary, is it from antivirus 2009?"

*Tries to delete*
*Failed*

"Omfg it's in use, time for safe mode!"

*Goes to safe mode*

"Deleted!"

*Reboots*

"WTF!!! I DELETED AN IMPORTANT DRIVE!"

*Reads screen*

ok, this is hard for me to remember so dont fret

"BootMR files not detected"

*Getting pissed*

"FUCK YOU ANTIVIRUS 2009!"

*Goes to my mom's computer*

*Downloads vista ultimate*

*Goes to school*

*forget to check the download percent*

*Goes to school again*

*Checks it*

*Was paused at 30%*

*Unpaused*

*7:00 PM*

*100%*

"YAY IT'S FINISHED!"

*Attempts to find blank DVD*

"OMFG I CANT FIND IT!"

*2 days later*

"Mom you know where the blank DVD's are?"

her - "No."

*1 day later*

"Can you help me look!"

her - "Sure"

*5 minutes later*

her - "Found it!"

"WTF and you couldnt search yesterday!"

"Time to put this on my flash drive" (Mom's computer doesnt have a DVD burner, my dad does)

my dad is a DJ, he's not Really popular but he gets some parties

"Yes it copied!"

*Tries to find my dad*

"Mom where did Dad go?"

*Nervous that he had a party*

her - "He just left 5 minutes ago to a wedding party"

"I have to wait 9 hours till he comes back! tomorrow's a school day! and it will be like 4:30AM!"

her - "Do it tomorrow"

*Tomorrow after school*

"Wheres the DVD?"

her - "I think your brother took it" (FUCK!)

"Can you help me get another DVD?"

her - "Later, I'm too tired"

"Ok..." (PISSED!)

*Later*

her - "Heres the DVD"

"Kay, thanks ima burn the DVD now"

her - "Cant Dad's gotta meet with a customer"

"OMG I have so Much bad luck!"

*When my dad comes home*

"Can I burn a DVD with your computer?"

Dad - "Sure, here"

*Hands me computer*

*Burns DVD*

*Successful!*

*Spends 30 minutes trying to get my computer to co-operate*

*Installs windows*

*Gets virus in under an hour of using it*

*Re-installs*

*Avoids virus*

*Writing this!*



The End!