Cheat Engine

Michael

He popped all my water balloons

He put a "NO U" sign in my condom box

He gave my girlfriend a note that was a breakup note, And forged my signature

He locked me out of my house

He got all my friends drunk and now they hate me,

He took my towel and clothes at my ex-girlfriends house, Who now is blackmailing me with my nude pics,

He stole my wallet,

And finally he made the principal let us have the day off

So now im in a jail cell, Arrested for going around the public with my clothes off because Talix stole them, Being blackmailed by my Ex-Girlfriend to do whatever she wants, I have no friends, My girlfriend broke up with me, Im going under charges for breaking into my own house (Which people walking by thought i was a robber), I have to buy more condoms but can't since he stole my wallet, I can't prove that it was my house i was breaking into because my ID was in my wallet, And i have nobody to prank on april fools day, Except for this really buff man who says that if i prank him that he'll kill me.

Crying or Very sad

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:06 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:10 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:19 pm Post subject:

RAWR. · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 3:22 pm Post subject:

Fail.

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:42 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:19 pm Post subject:

GARCIE · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:24 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:25 pm Post subject:

GARCIE · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:27 pm Post subject:

Same goes to you.

MasterChief · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:27 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:29 pm Post subject:

Saltine · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject:

Ilbis is fucking awesome Michael.

elpacco · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 7:18 pm Post subject:

Michael · Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 8:19 pm Post subject: