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AverageAzn247 Grandmaster Cheater
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Cheating4atreyu Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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Simisage Grandmaster Cheater
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Ok, I've got to admit, I only read some of the responses, but still feel very comfortable telling you all that you're all wrong... lol
One answer solves both...
Role Play!
You've got to dress your dick up with a hat, scarf, and a shirt (possibly from a Ken doll).
Use a marker to draw a smile on it, but don't worry about the eyes, because it already has one... :p
Let the little guy talk to her!
If he's compelling and charming enough, she'll grow found of him, and want to give him a hug and kiss; and, that's when the frenching begins!
Trust me, it'll work; or, it'll traumatize your girlfriend more.
Either outcome will be equally entertaining!
I'm glad I could help...
lol'd
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xV I post too much
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Well first, you'll need a GF.
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Hannah. How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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| xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
That would help alot.
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Society Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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| TastyToast wrote: | | xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
That would help alot. |
YummyBread is experienced in this area.
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:41 pm Post subject: |
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| TastyToast wrote: | | xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
That would help alot. |
Indeed.
@Society
ToastyTaste is experienced with girlfriends sucking her off?
I do believe you are confused and disoriented, my good sir.
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| You dont need a gf, just a tied up girl whos mouth can be opened.
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Society Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| ASN3S wrote: | | TastyToast wrote: | | xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
That would help alot. |
Indeed.
@Society
ToastyTaste is experienced with girlfriends sucking her off?
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Am I?
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| Hero wrote: | | You dont need a gf, just a tied up girl whos mouth can be opened. |
Biting.
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S3NSA :3
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
I laughed. Hard.
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Hannah. How do I cheat?
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| Society wrote: | | TastyToast wrote: | | xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
That would help alot. |
YummyBread is experienced in this area. |
If only I had a dick.
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AverageAzn247 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| ASN3S wrote: | | Hero wrote: | | You dont need a gf, just a tied up girl whos mouth can be opened. |
Biting. | kinky
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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| AverageAzn247 wrote: | | ASN3S wrote: | | Hero wrote: | | You dont need a gf, just a tied up girl whos mouth can be opened. |
Biting. | kinky |
Almost as kinky as the surgical reattachment and physical rehabilitation.
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Society Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Society wrote: | | TastyToast wrote: | | xV wrote: | | Well first, you'll need a GF. |
That would help alot. |
YummyBread is experienced in this area. |
This area would mean blowjobs.
@ASN3S
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