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Fifty Shades of J Expert Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject: I have the law on my side, i am un stopable now. |
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So, today this policeman came into class today to talk about drugs and alcohol and sex and i told him i aint ever touching that stuff, and he patted me on the back, so now if something bad happens i can just go tell him about it and say rememeber? and he will get me out of trouble.
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Simisage Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Lmao
The cop at my school doesnt give me tobacco tickets when I bring this friend of mine with me. I think he likes her o.o
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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While I was out on the street once a cop came by and told me he needed to search me. He then proceeded to pull down my pants and touch my no no spot. So now if you fuck with me, I can go to him and say, "Remember?"
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Biggus Dikkus Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Aviar wrote: | | While I was out on the street once a cop came by and told me he needed to search me. He then proceeded to pull down my pants and touch my no no spot. So now if you fuck with me, I can go to him and say, "Remember?" |
I had a similar situation except the cop had a candle, jackie was her name if I remember correctly. My god, I'm so fucking witty
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Aviar³ Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Shoocky wrote: | | Aviar wrote: | | While I was out on the street once a cop came by and told me he needed to search me. He then proceeded to pull down my pants and touch my no no spot. So now if you fuck with me, I can go to him and say, "Remember?" |
I had a similar situation except the cop had a candle, jackie was her name if I remember correctly. My god, I'm so fucking witty |
Candlejack nig, try again.
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Biggus Dikkus Master Cheater
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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Aviar wrote: | | Shoocky wrote: | | Aviar wrote: | | While I was out on the street once a cop came by and told me he needed to search me. He then proceeded to pull down my pants and touch my no no spot. So now if you fuck with me, I can go to him and say, "Remember?" |
I had a similar situation except the cop had a candle, jackie was her name if I remember correctly. My god, I'm so fucking witty |
Candlejack nig, try again. |
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