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[SWED] Faust · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: Cooking with Semen

"COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student."

— ABC News

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

Derrden. · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject: Re: Cooking with Semen

Yazu™ · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject:

Cheerios.

OhLAWD · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:48 pm Post subject:

SolenDrekia · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:18 pm Post subject:

AverageAzn247 · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:23 pm Post subject:

That sum fresh butter

Noz3001 · Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:25 pm Post subject:

Bitter butter