[SWED] Faust Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:00 pm Post subject: balls deep stories |
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So I was balls deep in this girl right, and she turns around and says to me, "this is excrutiating", I look at her and say, "Excrutiating, that's a big word for a 12 year old..."
So I was balls deep in this guy right... And he turns around and trys to give me a kiss! I slapped him across the face and said, "What do you think I am a faggot?"
So I was balls deep in this chick right, and she was all like, "Wow your room is a mess", I sighed and said, "Fuckin' clean it up tomorrow Mom"
So I was balls deep in this 8 year old, and my clown nose fell off.... totally killed the mood.
So i was balls deep in this hot skinny bitch, when all of a sudden i thrust my cock and broke her pelvis, she started barking, my mom ran into my room with a huge green strap on, started fucking me in the ass, and told me to take it like Vin Diesel getting fucked by the mighty RED RANGER. needless to say, I woke up and ate eggs, then went to school
so i was balls deep in a sheep right... i had my velcro gloves and knee pads on really going at it... i was getting close to busting so i put is hind legs in my pants pockets and slapped its ass.... it felt so great...then the farmer started shooting at me....total mood killer
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