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Fifty Shades of J Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:59 pm Post subject: A PIECE OF MY SCROTUM IS STUCK IN MY ZIPPER! |
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HOLLY FUCK WHAT DO I DO? IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!?!?!?
edit: I wasn't even fucking joking, A piece of it is blue now, I kept trying to pull the zipper down a bit but it kept hurting more, I figured i would try going up and that ended up working. It was caught in the part you pull up, not the actually zipper.
Now I have a fucking blue pinch mark on my ballsack.
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Aids Expert Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:11 am Post subject: |
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Fuck zippers are complicated.
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:20 am Post subject: |
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How'd it get there?
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Simisage Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:42 am Post subject: |
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Fucking Zippers, how do they work?
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Fifty Shades of J Expert Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:43 am Post subject: |
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Sprained Ankle wrote: | Fucking Zippers, how do they work? | You know how magnets work right? kinda like that but in reverse.
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