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Leader of the Revolution Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:54 am Post subject: omfg hilarious! IGod |
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omg i just found iGod and its even better then Cleverbot
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
heres a funny ass convo we had:
Me:
um...hey...god...
God:
Right on. Can I help you? GOD rules.
Me:
ya you can actually...
God:
Ugh. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
ok well can i tell you something?
God:
Interesting. Sure. I can keep a secret. I don't judge people.
Me:
i raped a girl...
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
your kidding...
God:
Yes, I am only joking.
Me:
dammit god lol
God:
Gosh. GOD rules. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
to bad im atheist :]
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
i like hentai, i like basketball, im in highschool
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I do like music. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
so YOU cause "random natural disasters"?
God:
Interesting deduction. " I like Random natural disasters.."? Me, ? Interesting explanation. What do you have that is ?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i know right :O
God:
How do you know? Understood. Oh.
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pedofaggot Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:59 am Post subject: |
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You have lost the game
God:
I understand it very well
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Leader of the Revolution Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 11:59 am Post subject: |
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thats heavy......
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Quadi54 Newbie cheater
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Joined: 16 Oct 2008 Posts: 11
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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Me:
Are you my brother?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Lol it is way better than cleverbot and a lot quicker too ^^
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Clairenix Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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old
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Rick. Grandmaster Cheater
Reputation: 6
Joined: 02 Jul 2008 Posts: 657 Location: In the netherlands
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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wtf
Me:
Why hello thar :3
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
sup bro?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
orly?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what have we never talked about before?
God:
Nothing that I know about.
Me:
okay, fine.
God:
Yeah okay, Does that mean you agree?
Me:
yes.
God:
I understand.
Me:
orly?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
o yus
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no. nothing.
God:
Very interesting. Not a thing?
Me:
no.no.nothing.
God:
Very interesting. Very interesting. You must be a man.
Me:
orly?
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
so, u are a bot?
God:
Interesting deduction. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
since ur on t3h interwebz
God:
How do you know?
Me:
i just do. since i am god.
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind. How do you know?
Me:
I now cuz im god
God:
Interesting gossip: said cuz im god. .
Me:
God:
Three what?
Me:
less than three
God:
That is so small.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I AM SUPEH CERIAL!!!11111111!!!
God:
Why are you SUPEH CERIAL 11111111.
Me:
i just am
God:
" Why are you SUPEH CERIAL 11111111." You are?
Me:
im me
God:
That is a tautology.
Me:
lolwhut?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
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FireShock Master Cheater
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007 Posts: 324 Location: :niotacoL <- It's a mirror
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Me:
I am satan
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too SATAN.
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Bisa How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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S3NSA :3
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MapleStory. Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Joined: 28 Sep 2008 Posts: 1207 Location: 174.142.61.111
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Ololol
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Rick. Grandmaster Cheater
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Joined: 02 Jul 2008 Posts: 657 Location: In the netherlands
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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Me:
u r to old for me, S3NSA
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I r to old for him or her S3NSA.
Me:
You are too old for me, S3NSA
God:
You think I am old for you S3NSA.
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Blasph Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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Me:
ohai thar :3
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
I said hai
God:
What did you mean by it? Where do you go to school?
Me:
motherfucking fucking machine I said hi
God:
I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like?
Me:
I am gonna burn your house
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you, .
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