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:^( · Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: The story of ASN3S.

It was a fine day in Random Spam, you could smell the smoke from the flame, and taste the defeat all around. There was a lad with a problem. He had made his account while young, and foolish, and it had a very childish name. He sought to change it, but was without ideas. His "friends" could not think of anything fitting, and nobody else seemed inclined to help.

Ricardo, a ?man? who was not without sympathy, stopped from his travels to aid our unlucky adventurer. He helped create many ideas, some half-assed, others truly fitting, but none seemed right for that particular person. "Oh please," the adventurer prayed, "please bestow upon me a truly fitting title, of heroicness and epic."

S3NSA, the god of all that is Random Spam, was loitering in the Random Spam Index when this happened. He rode down upon a chariot of fire pulled by two holy bitches, SGL and xdev (<3 fully intended), and came to a stop beside yonder adventurer. With a tap on the forehead from his mighty scepter, he announced, "You shall be reborn "ASN3S", and you shall help me reclaim what was once good and productive in this hellhole". The adventurer began to glow, and suddenly he stood tall, with pride. "We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead!" he exclaimed, as lightning shot from his fingertips, smiting all threads deemed unworthy.

This adventurer, now reborn, lurks Random Spam often. He does what he must indeed, and all is well.

The End.
There may be a sequel, but I'm a lazy bastard so don't hold me to it.