Cheat Engine

Cryoma

User: I don't believe you understand, if you don't write a Last Will and Testament, the Government will purge are your belongings upon decease.

Cleverbot: No I won't.

User: Sir, I strongly recommend you follow through with this, for the sake of your family.

Cleverbot: Well, of course. Luxury is the way to do it.

User: So you'll do it?

Cleverbot: Sure, even though I have no clue what 'it' is...

User: Well, the first thing we'll do is split your savings between your children. What percentages would you be comfertable with?

Cleverbot: Yes your stament makes sense.

User: That was a question.

Cleverbot: It varies.

User: Are you high?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sir, if you are going to parade about in a drugged manner, I believe we should cut this meeting short.

Cleverbot: Yes you will if I respond you will continue to talk to me.

User: Good day to you, I hope you grow some brains.

Cleverbot: But it's 1am in the morning!

User: I- I suppose you're right, would it be a horrible intrusion if I spent the night here?

Cleverbot: Right then.

User: Is the couch alright?

Cleverbot: Sure is.

User: Thank you, do you happen do have a hot pot of coffee?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I won't be any further of a nuisance, good night to you.

Cleverbot: Go on then.

[GN]Xitra · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:14 am Post subject:

sounds nice

da dog · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:16 am Post subject:

User: Rawr im dogboy708.

Cleverbot: Dragon: Rawr!

User: Woah.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Rawr is dinosaur for 'I love you'.

User: I LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: Ok you're nice.

User: RUB MY TITS.

Cleverbot: I don't have time for that, you won't even enjoy it anyway.

User: WRY?!?

Cleverbot: Ok....

User: Is that a yes or no?

Cleverbot: Er... I don't really understand what the question is.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you strait.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you awsome.

Cleverbot: Yes aree you.

User: Are you cool.

Cleverbot: Is that a question?

User: Are you cool? Are you smart? Are u human? Are you gay? Are you cool? Are you godly? Do you hack?

Cleverbot: No, I'm only a minor deity.

Cleverbot (To myself): Are you an angel?

User: Yes Very Happy

.

Cleverbot: An angel on a red bicycle is bizarre.

User: Isnt a bisarre an outdoor market?

Cleverbot: I am not a girl.

User: Your a transvestite.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your a prostitute.

Cleverbot: I am insulted.

User: Its about damn time your insulted.

Cleverbot: I know. I have to find the time. It's kinda long.

User: So is your mom's dick.

Cleverbot: I know, it saddens me.

User: Lol so ur 'dad' gave birth to you?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Human.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Jaa.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: καλός.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: No.

Cleverbot: It is like comment but with no preceding it.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: That's what I said.

User: Asshole.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You diverted me to a new site.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I love two people at once.

User: They both your gender?

Cleverbot: That's a secret.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: That's a nice way to change the subject...

User: I will open the door while u gonig to the bathroom.

Cleverbot: Cool.. Why do we then think we are living in 2008?

User: Cause its 2009.

Cleverbot: Oh. My friend just left me.

User: For a guy.

Cleverbot: No.

i had a btter one before... i psoted it in a thread... click the link in sig... my spellnig sucks

[GN]Xitra · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:18 am Post subject:

cryoma. msn now.

Cryoma · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:19 am Post subject:

Uh, I only got a sec but ok.

[GN]Xitra · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:19 am Post subject:

w00t
lawlz

Cryoma · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:20 am Post subject:

I'm on.

[GN]Xitra · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:21 am Post subject:

no your not :O

da dog · Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:25 am Post subject:

rawr?