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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:00 pm    Post subject: BROLOCKS HEALTH TIPS Reply with quote

Daily Dose

Today I'll be telling your fatass how to be healthy, if you don't know what the word is, kill yourself. These will be in a Q&A format.

First we will start off with losing weight.

Q: I love food but I want to lose weight, what can I eat alot of and not gain weight from?
A: Stop being a fatass, food isn't that great.

Q: I love burgers but they make me gain too much weight, what can I eat thats good and will make me lose?
A: No wonder you are in this topic you fatass. Eat small shit like a sandwich from whole wheat bread, burgers usually taste like shit anyways.

Q: I like ice cream, but even the lowfat ones make me gain, what is a good alternative?
A: Snow cones

Q: I dont eat much but still weigh alot how can I fix this?
A: Exersise for like 3 hours a day.

Q: I'm a fatass and I don't want to be a fatass. What can I do that doesn't require any effort?
A: Stop being a fatass.

Now we will move on to hygene you dirty fat fuck.

Q: My teeth are yellow how can I make them better without paying tons of money for a bunch of shit products?
A: Brush your teeth like 3 times a day faggot.

Q:My balls smell and it makes women avoid me how do I fix this?
A: WASH THEM - If that doesnt work:
wovvomgwow wrote:
Actually, balls can smell bad because of dead bacteria underneath the skin. Shave than wash with disinfectant.


Q: my hair has dandruff and it makes people avoid me, how do I fix it?
A: WASH YOUR HAIR WITH SHAMPOO

Now if you havn't realised you are like one of these people that asked this question, ask your own and I will add it to this. This will be posted every day untill you are not a fatass.

Results from REAL people:

Link wrote:
Thanks Very Happy! You've completely changed my life for the better!

Makaveli wrote:
FUCKING THANKS. I'M GAINING RESULTS AS WE SPEAK

Willy wrote:
Thanks to your tips, I have increased my power level by 160. Now, my body burns 1000 calories an hour when I'm idle! Beat that, Michael Phelps!

Signed, a satisfied customer
~Willy
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW. I USED SHAMPOO AND NOW PEOPLE START ASKING ME WHAT SHAMPOO I USE. GREAT TIPS.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fuck you this made my sex life great, now my wife wont leave me alone.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: I invited a girl to my house and showed her my penis but she just screamed and called the police! Where did I go wrong?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how do i become a fatass?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is amazing i am having sex with 17 women right now
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: I invited a girl to my house and showed her my penis but she just screamed and called the police! Where did I go wrong?
A: You have to take it slow you dick, women are opposite, what if your girlfriend took you home on the first day and showed you her tits? You'd fucking cream your pants right? Now think opposite, now you think like a woman.

Q:how do i become a fatass?
A: Do the opposite of this guide
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q I am a fatass and want to be more of a fatass but remain healthy what do i do?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q i eet fa fuds an i lik skinne who?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: I am a fatass and want to be more of a fatass but remain healthy what do i do?
A:Throw up after meals.

Q: i eet fa fuds an i lik skinne who?
A: wat
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q My friend is a fatass i am gay an into him how do i convince him to be gay since females already don't like him?
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thx dude i just lost 1kg =D well for todae..
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: My friend is a fatass i am gay an into him how do i convince him to be gay since females already don't like him?
A: Convince him women wont like him because of his weight and tell him that you were always here for him and all men are like you, will take time.
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