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Xanatos
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:02 pm Post subject: Why you DON'T hate on KFC

purpletree wrote:

KFC

If your feelings to KFC are moderate or liking etc. then you will go to an amazing heaven that has an designated area where you can do anything and understand everything. However outside of that area, you cannot do anything, and nothing you do in the area can leave the area given. This is to prevent pyschopaths that like KFC from killing all.

If you don't like it then you're fucked.

Like really fucked...

So fucked that everyone who is sane hates you...

And if you went to the store you'd get raped by an angry black man...

And this music would play in the background.

And you'll like it...

Even if you're not gay...

And you'll eventually die from a penis tearing through your ass to your head...

And you'll go to hell...

Like KFCism hell...

Where you will be tortured by not having anything to eat, but a bucket of KFC is right infront of you...

But you can't reach it no matter HOW hard you try...

And you will be hit with nukes if you come close....

And you'll feel the pain....

Then you will get raped again...

By a fat chick with a dick...

And you will get beat up at the same time...

Then the fat chick will eventually crush you into a paste...

Where you are spread on MacDonalds...

And served in the real world...

Then you get shitted out...

Through a really tight ass hole...

And it will make you into diareha...

Then you get flushed...

Then you will reassemble into a human form...

While you're still in the pipe so it hurts like fucking hell....

The pipe won't break though - you do...

Then you're a piped shaped block of flesh...

Then Micheal Jackson will find you (somhow) and you use as a dildo...

And he will jizz in whats left of your mouth...

And you'll be able to taste it...

But it will never move from your tounge, and you cannot swallow it...

And you'll want to swallow it so you won't be so hungry...

But you can't...

Because you hated on KFC...

Then you realise that you can stop this all...

By eating the KFC remains in Micheal Jackson's ass...

Which got stuck on the side, encased in plastic...

From plastic surgery (not KFC)...

But you can't quite get in so far...

And when you finally reach it...

It turns into dust...

And you are stuck in Micheal Jackson's ass...

Forever...

Until I edit something in, or the KFC gods forgive you...
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Flyte
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

The KFC gods are sure vengeful.

Willy
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:05 pm Post subject:

Yesh! We must all love KFC nao.

Xanatos
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject:

It only happens if you HATE KFC. _________________

UnLmtD
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:09 pm Post subject:

Is it okay if we like it in moderation? _________________

Xanatos
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:10 pm Post subject:

UnLmtD wrote:

Is it okay if we like it in moderation?

As in eat it every now and then and don't really comment on it?

If yeah then you will go to KFC heaven... Which I have to write Smile

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If you even SLIGHTLY dislike KFC you will go to this hell.
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redslothx
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

lol lol removed >.< _________________ Last edited by redslothx on Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:15 pm; edited 1 time in total

Xanatos
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject:

TheLegacy wrote:

Define heaven or hell without bringing religion into the definition.

This is not religion, this is reality.

KFCism can only be experienced by the commited users of it, the rest will go to hell if they until it dawns upon them.
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purpletree
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

yay this is the second religion triggered by a quote from me :D _________________ im kinda hungry. someone re-write my english essay for me?

Madman
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:33 pm Post subject:

SCREW KFC AND THE KFC GOD! although these are scrumptious! _________________

Xanatos
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:35 pm Post subject:

Madman340000 wrote:

SCREW KFC AND THE KFC GOD!

although these are scrumptious!

Srry, but you'll be in KFC hell D:

getting screwed by Micheal Jackson!
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xDev
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject:

_________________ Twitter if you want to read my shitty tweets.

Madman
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject:

aww.... _________________

Xanatos
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject:

You can still reverse it by getting a KFC userbar and going to the nearest KFC and eating about 2 20 buckets. _________________

chewbacca_teh_haxz0r
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:11 pm Post subject:

I've had better chicken.... Kfc is alright but it's nowhere near the best. Anyways I prefer burritos! _________________

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