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Zendude12345 Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:27 pm Post subject: A joke i heard |
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you may or made not have heard this before....
It was three days from Thanksgiving. A little six year old boy was sleeping, he suddenly awoke to his parents shouting, he heard the words “bitch” and “bastard”. So he goes into his parents room and asks, what does bitch and bastard mean? The parents dismiss him and say it only means boys and girls. The next night he again overhears his parents say two words, ” dick” and ” “condom” he goes in and asks what they mean. The parents say they are only names of coats. On Thanksgiving day, the boy is walking down the stairs when he hears his dad say “shit!” from the bathroom. He goes inside to see his dad shaving his beard. His dad tells him it’s the stuff he’s shaving off. The boy goes downstairs where his mom accidentally cut herself while slicing turkey. “fuck!” she yells. The boy asks what it means and the mom replies it’s what i’m doing to the turkey. The doorbell rang, and since his parents were occupied he went to get it. Outside are all his relatives, he starts,” hello all you bitches and bastards, put down your dicks and condoms. Dad is shaving the shit off his beard and mom’s inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!”
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:28 pm Post subject: Re: A joke i heard |
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| Zendude12345 wrote: | you may or made not have heard this before....
It was three days from Thanksgiving. A little six year old boy was sleeping, he suddenly awoke to his parents shouting, he heard the words “bitch” and “bastard”. So he goes into his parents room and asks, what does bitch and bastard mean? The parents dismiss him and say it only means boys and girls. The next night he again overhears his parents say two words, ” dick” and ” “condom” he goes in and asks what they mean. The parents say they are only names of coats. On Thanksgiving day, the boy is walking down the stairs when he hears his dad say “shit!” from the bathroom. He goes inside to see his dad shaving his beard. His dad tells him it’s the stuff he’s shaving off. The boy goes downstairs where his mom accidentally cut herself while slicing turkey. “fuck!” she yells. The boy asks what it means and the mom replies it’s what i’m doing to the turkey. The doorbell rang, and since his parents were occupied he went to get it. Outside are all his relatives, he starts,” hello all you bitches and bastards, put down your dicks and condoms. Dad is shaving the shit off his beard and mom’s inside the kitchen fucking the turkey!” | beat meh nigger jokes
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