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Worst Masturbation Experiences

 
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Lamer17
How do I cheat?
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:17 pm    Post subject: Worst Masturbation Experiences Reply with quote
I was masturbating and my friends sister rammed my marvel comic into my ass ( I was screaming from papercuts ) Also fucking excellent condition ruined!
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Habufe
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
what O_O
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ControlAltBotox
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i masterbated so hard that my dick let blood out
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Localhost
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I came in my eye. Stung, couldnt get it out etc...
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ControlAltDelete
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I masterbated at your grandmothers funeral and sticked in her cold pooper.
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Nick :3
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ControlAltDelete wrote:
I masterbated at your grandmothers funeral and sticked in her cold pooper.

Yuck
Sick bastard
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PunkMilitia
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
ControlAltDelete wrote:
I masterbated at your grandmothers funeral and sticked in her cold pooper.


then, I went and opened her coffin 2 days later and licked it out.

om nom nom
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ColdFireF40
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hmm...Worst thing was prolly when I wondered how it would feel to punch my balls.
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Haxory'
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
hmm, it most of the times feels good Wink
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Aniblaze
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I was masturbating along the road for shockvalue one day. When I came it knocked a passing car off the road, killing a family of five.
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Lamer17
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
None of my grandmothers are dead yet.
One of my grandfathers are dead though.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
When I don't feel pleasure from it.
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cokefag
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
masturbated a little too hard, cut like 1mm of my foreskin and it started to bleed.
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