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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:48 am    Post subject: biggest attention whore and newfag in the whole cef history Reply with quote

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slasha888 wrote:

A guide to girls

What are girls?
Some idiots might ask this question but a girl is a female Mammal the the opposite gender has pleasure for.

How do I get a Girlfriend?
Try to start a conversation, don't be stiff and shy, girls hate that.
Once you have started a conversation try to make friends with her and be a good friend. If you your a good friend she can trust soon she start talking to you about her "Problems", listen don't ignore her. Also, don't give stupid advice.

Really important!
Never Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever Ever treat a girl like and object, a prostitute or a sex toy. And don't use sex appeals to impress girls.

Once you Have gained her Trust
Ask her to come with you to the movies, pay for the tickets. Tickets aren't
expensive so please don't be greedy and selfish. Also buy her food such as popcorn but let her pay for it. Say to her "Here ill buy the tickets, just go buy some popcorn ok?"

You caught her cheating on you
Give her another chance. People make mistakes but if you catch her one more time end it. Ask her why she did it.

You have dumped her
If you dumped her for a certain reason like, she's acting like a slut.
Talk to her about it and how you don't like her acting like that.

She dumped you
Eat a lot of ice cream and cry all day long.
Nah just kidding. Talk to her why she dumped you, if she says I am seeing someone else, dont use sex appeals to get her back. Just remain friends with her and someday she will get back with you.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

   
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fail
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OP is a hypocrite.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lamer17 wrote:
fail
completely.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i mean you
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xdeviance wrote:
OP is a hypocrite.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lamer17 wrote:
i mean you

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, caught her cheating on me = Gtfo bitch!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xenian wrote:
Lol, caught her cheating on me = http://www.kickinthecunt.com/


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