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[Philosophy lulz] I b a god~

 
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:18 pm    Post subject: [Philosophy lulz] I b a god~ Reply with quote

So today I was in my philosophy class, and the teacher brings up the question of what is reality.


And I state that the world around us is real.

So he says, if you mean your 5 senses then it is merely nerve cells sending signals to the brain, nothing is real but your own self because you cant deny your own existance because by doing so you are proving that you exist.


So I say:


Oh really?
So you are saying that I cant deny my self, and that I am the only real thing in my world.
According to that logic, i created you and this world. Meaning I can now call my self a god. Why? Because i am the only real thing and because i am the only real thing then I decide what is real and what is not.
Therefore, You are real cuz i allowed it, and since i am real, everything i say must be real cuz i said so.
Meaning i now can declare my self a god and because you are part of my reality, i am the god of you, and everything around me.


And he couldnt counter that argument ._.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:20 pm    Post subject: Re: [Philosophy lulz] I b a god~ Reply with quote

redslothx wrote:
So today I was in my philosophy class, and the teacher brings up the question of what is reality.


And I state that the world around us is real.

So he says, if you mean your 5 senses then it is merely nerve cells sending signals to the brain, nothing is real but your own self because you cant deny your own existance because by doing so you are proving that you exist.


So I say:


Oh really?
So you are saying that I cant deny my self, and that I am the only real thing in my world.
According to that logic, i created you and this world. Meaning I can now call my self a god. Why? Because i am the only real thing and because i am the only real thing then I decide what is real and what is not.
Therefore, You are real cuz i allowed it, and since i am real, everything i say must be real cuz i said so.
Meaning i now can declare my self a god and because you are part of my reality, i am the god of you, and everything around me.


And he couldnt counter that argument ._.

This thread is made of pure, unadulterated, win.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:42 pm    Post subject: Re: [Philosophy lulz] I b a god~ Reply with quote

clickflick22 wrote:
redslothx wrote:
So today I was in my philosophy class, and the teacher brings up the question of what is reality.


And I state that the world around us is real.

So he says, if you mean your 5 senses then it is merely nerve cells sending signals to the brain, nothing is real but your own self because you cant deny your own existance because by doing so you are proving that you exist.


So I say:


Oh really?
So you are saying that I cant deny my self, and that I am the only real thing in my world.
According to that logic, i created you and this world. Meaning I can now call my self a god. Why? Because i am the only real thing and because i am the only real thing then I decide what is real and what is not.
Therefore, You are real cuz i allowed it, and since i am real, everything i say must be real cuz i said so.
Meaning i now can declare my self a god and because you are part of my reality, i am the god of you, and everything around me.


And he couldnt counter that argument ._.

This thread is made of pure, unadulterated, win.
Why yes it is~
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i take blue.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So that means i am god, and you are not real.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those look like jellybeans.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He couldn't counter it because that was the most retarded epic failure I've ever seen since Hiroshi.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bruce Lee wrote:
I take them both.

that would b interesting

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