Cheat Engine

[Engineer]

#1) Double Jump - “Oh, a double jump. That’s real original.”
#2) Wooden Crate - “Ah, the crate. As seen in everything.”
#3) Pressure Pads - “It takes two losers to make these work.”
#4) Temporary Power Up - “Power up. By any other name, an extra life.”
#5) Combo Punch - “Hello, Street Fighter 2 called, it wanted its gameplay back.”
#6) Giant Saw Blades – “Giant saw blades, by any other name, would still be as clichéd.”
#7) Explosive Barrel – “The explosive barrel, frustrating AND hackneyed.”
# Invisible Barrier – “An invisible barrier. Sorry, your precious game doesn’t go on forever.”
#10) Rift Portal – “This cliché makes other clichés seem un-clichéd.”

#11) Switches and Levers – “What would video games be without switches and levers? Original.”
#12) Collectible Placement – “You just spent three hours to get one item. A life well spent.”
#13) Obvious Weakness – “A must-have for masters of the obvious.”
#14) Can’t Swim – “Don’t you know that you never learn to swim until the sequel?”
#15) Chasm Death – “Expect a plagiarism lawsuit from Wile E. Coyote.”
#16) Time Trial – “If your game’s boring - - just add a stopwatch!”
#17) Lame Tutorials – “Oh, I’m too lazy to read the manual! I need help! Wah! Wah!”
#1 Trampolines – “Trampolines. Where have these been before? Oh right, everywhere.”
#19) Escort Mission – “Sorry, psycho. This one’s about protecting, not killing.”
#20) Enemy Spawners – “Infinite bad guys from a small door. Way to rip off the clown car.”

#21) Infinite Ledge Hang – “Right, like your fingers can hang on forever. FAKE!”
#22) Lava – “Lava. As original as sand, snow, water and jungle. That is – NOT ORIGINAL AT ALL.”
#23) Flying Boat – “A flying boat. What next, an underwater plane?”
#24) Elemental Enemies – “Nice. Steal from Dungeons and Dragons – for only the millionth time!”
#25) Key Card – “News Flash! A key card is really . . . a key.”
#26) Evil Genius – “Every single one a rip-off of Lex Luthor!”
#27) Re-Used Enemies – “The same bad guy, but now with a different-color shirt? What a gyp!”
#2 AI Running into Walls – “In case you didn’t already know your game sucked.”
29) Steep Slope Barrier – “You would know this was impossible if you’d ever actually been outside.”
#30) The Doors – “Video games filled with doors that never open. Sounds delightful!”

#31 Collecting Every Collectible – “Worst Cliché Ever!”
You get that one from finding all of the above clichés


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[Trucido]

tl;dr

[Engineer]