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[TuT] How to NOT be a newfag!

 
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Xanatos
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:04 pm    Post subject: [TuT] How to NOT be a newfag! Reply with quote

NOT TL;DR, JUST READ IT (niggrah)

Srsly guys, its about time one of these came out.

In this tut I will cover a set of rules you should follow before posting.

Rules:

1. Don't be afraid to kill yourself.
2. Think about yourself. Are you a faggot? If so, kill yourself.
3. Don't post in RS until one person acknowledges your existence with a compliment, if this doesn't happen within the year, kill yourself.
4. In order to own RS, you must kill yourself.
5. If someone who is considered an old fag tells you to kill yourself, do it.
6. Post ENTERTAINING shit (this excluded), if you can't make or find any, kill yourself.
7. Don't tell an oldfags to kill themselves.

SUPER IMPORTANT RULES:
1. If a newfag decides to stay and spread aids (ie Hiroshi) band together and tell them to gtfo.
2. Drama is the best when its RS vs newfag
3. Anybody on blurred realities is sexy.

The most important rule?
1. Bring back an oldfag and you'll be loved forever <3.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:50 pm    Post subject: Re: [TuT] How to NOT be a newfag! Reply with quote

Xanatos wrote:
NOT TL;DR, JUST READ IT (niggrah)

Srsly guys, its about time one of these came out.

In this tut I will cover a set of rules you should follow before posting.

Rules:

1. Don't be afraid to kill yourself.
2. Think about yourself. Are you a faggot? If so, kill yourself.
3. Don't post in RS until one person acknowledges your existence with a compliment, if this doesn't happen within the year, kill yourself.
4. In order to own RS, you must kill yourself.
5. If someone who is considered an old fag tells you to kill yourself, do it.
6. Post ENTERTAINING shit (this excluded), if you can't make or find any, kill yourself.
7. Don't tell an oldfags to kill themselves.

SUPER IMPORTANT RULES:
1. If a newfag decides to stay and spread aids (ie Hiroshi) band together and tell them to gtfo.
2. Drama is the best when its RS vs newfag
3. Anybody on blurred realities is sexy.

The most important rule?
1. Bring back an oldfag and you'll be loved forever <3.


Does an action such as Leeroy Jerkins performed classify as "killing yourself"?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi there, Xanatos.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how does a newfag turn into an oldfag
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daaamon wrote:
how does a newfag turn into an oldfag


by recieving aids

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.mediafire.com/?ln1qwmkzdtb
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xatatos, what about finding and bumbing the most awsome threads rs ever had?
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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