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Xanatos I post too much
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:04 pm Post subject: [TuT] How to NOT be a newfag! |
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NOT TL;DR, JUST READ IT (niggrah)
Srsly guys, its about time one of these came out.
In this tut I will cover a set of rules you should follow before posting.
Rules:
1. Don't be afraid to kill yourself.
2. Think about yourself. Are you a faggot? If so, kill yourself.
3. Don't post in RS until one person acknowledges your existence with a compliment, if this doesn't happen within the year, kill yourself.
4. In order to own RS, you must kill yourself.
5. If someone who is considered an old fag tells you to kill yourself, do it.
6. Post ENTERTAINING shit (this excluded), if you can't make or find any, kill yourself.
7. Don't tell an oldfags to kill themselves.
SUPER IMPORTANT RULES:
1. If a newfag decides to stay and spread aids (ie Hiroshi) band together and tell them to gtfo.
2. Drama is the best when its RS vs newfag
3. Anybody on blurred realities is sexy.
The most important rule?
1. Bring back an oldfag and you'll be loved forever <3.
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Steve03416634 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:50 pm Post subject: Re: [TuT] How to NOT be a newfag! |
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| Xanatos wrote: | NOT TL;DR, JUST READ IT (niggrah)
Srsly guys, its about time one of these came out.
In this tut I will cover a set of rules you should follow before posting.
Rules:
1. Don't be afraid to kill yourself.
2. Think about yourself. Are you a faggot? If so, kill yourself.
3. Don't post in RS until one person acknowledges your existence with a compliment, if this doesn't happen within the year, kill yourself.
4. In order to own RS, you must kill yourself.
5. If someone who is considered an old fag tells you to kill yourself, do it.
6. Post ENTERTAINING shit (this excluded), if you can't make or find any, kill yourself.
7. Don't tell an oldfags to kill themselves.
SUPER IMPORTANT RULES:
1. If a newfag decides to stay and spread aids (ie Hiroshi) band together and tell them to gtfo.
2. Drama is the best when its RS vs newfag
3. Anybody on blurred realities is sexy.
The most important rule?
1. Bring back an oldfag and you'll be loved forever <3. |
Does an action such as Leeroy Jerkins performed classify as "killing yourself"?
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xDev Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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Hi there, Xanatos.
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant
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I spy my site.
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Daaamon Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:00 pm Post subject: |
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how does a newfag turn into an oldfag
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Microsoft Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Daaamon wrote: | | how does a newfag turn into an oldfag |
by recieving aids
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Barack Obongah Master Cheater
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Mattraks How do I cheat?
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skam8 Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:34 pm Post subject: |
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Xatatos, what about finding and bumbing the most awsome threads rs ever had?
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Mattraks How do I cheat?
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