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HackOtaku
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| Peter Chimaera. End of Story.
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HackOtaku
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| Bruce Lee wrote: | | Sir Conan Doyle. |
Fuck Sherlock, you obviously have not read Peter's work.
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HackOtaku
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| Bruce Lee wrote: | | HackOtaku wrote: | | Bruce Lee wrote: | | Sir Conan Doyle. |
Fuck Sherlock, you obviously have not read Peter's work. |
Did you google it that fast?
Btw, I swear I didn't freeze your msn. |
Everyone knows Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote Sherlock Holmes >.>
Anyway, one of Peter's greatest works:
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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Madman
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Buck Fooks.
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HackOtaku
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| Bruce Lee wrote: | | HackOtaku wrote: | | Bruce Lee wrote: | | HackOtaku wrote: | | Bruce Lee wrote: | | Sir Conan Doyle. |
Fuck Sherlock, you obviously have not read Peter's work. |
Did you google it that fast?
Btw, I swear I didn't freeze your msn. |
Everyone knows Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote Sherlock Holmes >.>
Anyway, one of Peter's greatest works:
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie. |
The grammar in that is fucking horrid. |
You obviously do not understand great writing when you see it.
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Madman
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LOL @ CERNEL.
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HackOtaku
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DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111
By Peter Chimaera
CHAPTER ONE:
Chaos in the lab
The wind flowed spraying like into Digimon's face but he was not intrested. The wrold needed to be saved becuse an evil scintist had created a machine that culd destory it! Digimon has a hard time getting into the scientist lair where the man had a gun.
"It's too late," he smiled. It was an evil smile that he held the gun with.
"No it's not too late YOU MONSTER! I WIIL DESTORY YOU!" and he charged. And he used his digimon powar to kill him. The wrold was saved from evil.
"Hooray I saved the wolrd!" he shouted. "THE WORLD IS SAFE"
CHAPTER TWO:
Digimon goes home
But he found that on the way home there was no road. It was too late like the scintist said. He had already destored the road and the people were trapped on the island that they were trapped in.
There was nothing he could do. So he went home and cried.
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DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
By Peter Chimaera
CHAPTER ONE:
The robot fight
It was been two yeers since teh scintist destoryed the road. Digimon now lerned to eb mor epowarfull to fight the evli!
So he bilt robot body becus the wrold was in danger of a evil digimon.
"You cans not be stopped!" Digimon sayd "You arr my twin borthr!"
"Thats rite. Not even you can stop me!!" So they foughted an Digimon's robot suit powerd its laser shoot and blew up teh evil Digimon.
Auther's note: In chapter 2, the evil Digimon is not reely dead. It swa a trick!!
CHAPTER 2:
Surprise attack
Digimon was ta hom eatnig breffist. He ate a omelette and toast with english muffins and he had bagels and Cap'n Crunch.
He was also eating orange juice a muffin and sausage and a bacon piece but he also ate just bread.
Hsi gilrfrend was kiss him "Good morning" say.
But evil Digimon came out fridge and shotted "H-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! I will kill you Digimon!"
Ther was no time for robot so he went right for the fight.
They punched the ceiling and flew to fighting in space.
"I am created by the evil scintist" he sayd!! "I will destoy all the roads and no one can go on them!"
"No! Then people are tarpped and tehy will be stuck!"
"Ha-ha-ha I do not care but you will die now"
They foughts for a long time until they were tired form the fight and Digimon killed him with lethal blow.
"Impossible! I! Cannot be stopped!" Then explosion.
When good Digimon came back he wanted find his girfrend but she leaved. It was too late.
"Sarah! You moved to Englind too soon and I did't say bye!"
But she was gon.
THE END
Dedicaited to Sarah
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Fudgicles
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Reading those make my stomach all warm and fuzzy.
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