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dear atheism and googlism, i found a wonderful booklet!

 
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sir h4xalot
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:24 pm    Post subject: dear atheism and googlism, i found a wonderful booklet! Reply with quote

and now i know what it says

pg 1
The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can: Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As times passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. MIllions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola...12 fluid ounces."

Of course, my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that it hapened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.

pg 2.the BANANA!

1.is shaped for the human hand
2.has a non-slip surface
3.has outward indicators of inward contents: green--too early, yellow--just right black-- to late
4. has a tab for removal of wrapper
5.is perforated on wrapper
6.bio-degrasable wrapper
7.is shaped for the human mouth
8.has a point at top for ease of entry
9. is pleasing to taste buds
10. is curved toward the face to make eating process easy
To say that the banana happened by accident is even mor unintelligent than to say that no one designed the coca cola can

NOW... THE HUMAN EYE!

Did you know that the eye has 40,000,000 never endings, the focusing muscles move an estimated 100,000 times a day, and the retina contains 137,000,000 light sensitive cells? here is Charles Darwin on the subject:"To suppose that the eye could have formed by natural selected, seems I freely confess, absurd in the highest degree." If man cannot begin to make a human eye, how could anyone in his right mind think that eyes fromed by mere chance? In fact, man cannot make anything from nothing. We don't know how to do it. We can re-create, reform, develop...but we cannot create even one grain of sand from nothing. Yet, the eye is only a small part of the most sophisticaed part of creation00 the human body.

Geore Gallup, the famous statistician said, "I could prove God statistically; take the human body alone; the chance that all the functions of the individual would just happen, is a statistical monstrosity."

Albert Einstein (he is that smart old guy...)

said: "Everyone who is seriously intrested in the pursuit of science becomes convinced that a spirit is manifest in the laws of the universe-- a spirit vastly superior to man, and one in the face of which our modest powers must feel humble."

Next, oranges!

can i convince you that i dropped 50 oranges onto the ground and the fell neatly into 10 rows of five organs? The only logical explination is that someone must have put them there, the odds that they just fell neatley into such rolls is mind-boggling.

next is some business about absolute knowledge which is gonna go absolutley nowhere in this topic due to the fact that it involves me falling back on my beliefs and you combating with yours. EPIC FAILURE ON BOTH PARTS
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL HARLEQUIN BABIES
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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faggot x.x
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nvm haxalot isnt funny anymore he changed it.
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you ruined this otherwise epic topic.
someone call pepsifag, we need renovations x.x
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

only by your standards marathon.
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate you for the first time now, only for your avi.
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PostPosted: Fri May 09, 2008 9:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i thought it was pretty funny.

should i switch back to harlequin babiez?

i cant find anything else worth the avvy space.
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