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Teachings by Master Fail(bout lving, i didn't do this)

 
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:55 am    Post subject: Teachings by Master Fail(bout lving, i didn't do this) Reply with quote
Hello sons of mother earth, today I would like to show you one of the scriptures of one of our prophets. Fail as he is called, exposes the denizen of what is man. He is the one in truth to explain what is our creation is our end.

Today I would like to show you one of his speeches, which might look rather random to you yet hold a great place in my heart as an understanding as he divulges in the human psyche . Now fret all yeh humans, bow down to the teachings the harbinger preaches for in the darkest of hours he shall be not the one who saves you, yet the one to strike the final blow.

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(NOTE: This is the monday after next Sunday.)

I know what you're thinking "Fail, 10 levels in one day? You're [Removed] retarded", but hear me out, this is all very scientific, and deals with a mix of physics and psycology. I will explain how, through simple grind, you can achieve a higher rate of leveling than you ever thought possible, and how your brain is lying to you!

To begin with, you may be thinking about how it took you a week to get to your level 30, how can you achieve such a velocity that you gain 10 levels by the next day? Well it's all thanks to physics, and a little thing I like to call Terminal Leveling Velocity. My theory goes that, as you level up, you constantly build up velocity, you start to level faster and faster, until eventually, in an explosion of sound and light, Terminal Leveling Velocity. It works kind of like the theory in Star Trek where if you reach Warp 10, you can instantly travel anywhere in the galaxy, except that's obviously fiction, and this is pure scientific fact. Reaching this velocity will allow you to level incredibly fast and bypass all those who tapered off, and didn't hold onto their steadily increasing velocity. For example, if you're driving a rocket car, and you're about to beat the landspeed record, and you stop, then you'd have to start up all over again, without having achieved your goal.

So now you may be thing, "But Fail, retard extraordinaire , the higher I get, the longer it takes to level". But what you must realize, is that your brain is tricking itself into thinking that you're leveling more and more slowly, when in fact, your leveling velocity is increasing. You see, as we live in a world of instant gratification, our minds often trick us into thinking that things take longer than they actually do. This 'time greed', is much more powerful than the rate of increasing velocity. As such, your mind is actually tricking you into perceiving the leveling process more and more slowly. The more you level, the faster you level, but the slower it seems, as you get exponentially more 'time greedy' faster than the exponential increase in your leveling velocity.

Now, for those of you who are still confused, I have constructed a very scientific graph.


(NOTE: Rest assured that this is a very scientific graph)(ps:attachment)

And there you have it. To reach Terminal Leveling Velocity, all you need to do, is level constantly without sleeping.

Or eating.





For a week.

Enjoy.

(Feel free to sticky this incredibly scientific post.)

*Stops praying* thank you for your teachings master fail. Your theory on the evolution of leveling was very insightful and does bring about a lot of answers, yet raises a set of numerous questions. I wonder what the future holds for us, and if master fail will decide to share his teachings with us as we further endeavor the purity of happiness. Don't you?


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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WTF is this? and your sig sucks.

so does yours you repwhore.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
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WTF is this? and your sig sucks.
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Felechtr wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
MUSTARD wrote:
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.

WTF does it say? Your sig is fucking confusing me.

it says, im a tranny.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
KalenTheSpanner wrote:
Felechtr wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
MUSTARD wrote:
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.

WTF does it say? Your sig is fucking confusing me.

it says, im a tranny.
Too bad it's been proven false to multiple people.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Renkokuken wrote:
KalenTheSpanner wrote:
Felechtr wrote:
Renkokuken wrote:
MUSTARD wrote:
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.
WTF is this? and your sig sucks.

WTF does it say? Your sig is fucking confusing me.

it says, im a tranny.
Too bad it's been proven false to multiple people.

pics or it didnt happen.
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soo... it did happen?
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