HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 3:07 am Post subject: SBLOUNSKCHED |
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# A name that's 50% Strong Bad, 50% tooth rot, and 50% ta-dah!, as well as a wrapper concept thought up by Strong Bad.
# Starting candy-making process with a gaseous cloud of marshmallow vapor.
# Encase cloud of marshmallow vapor in a globule of semi-solid licorice colloid.
# Float several of these in a channel of liquid nougat (the candy equivalent of veal).
# Roll all that up inside a solid crispety cookety log.
# Cover it with rich, creamy... pepperoni.
# Sprinkle that with, not just crispy puffed rice, but whole tiny bowls of crispy puffed rice cereal.
# Smother that with the ol' BBC: Boring Brown Chocolate.
# Emboss the SBLOUNSKCHED! logo into the candy bar.
# After trying to think of a better shape than the standard piece-of-crap shape, decide upon and use a pair of half-eaten choco-pants, with a bite taken out for security.
Song:
You got the munch,
The crisp and the crunch.
Livin' in the gutter with Grandma.
When Coach puts you in,
you gotta go for the win.
Y2K turned out all right!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
You can do it!
SBLOUNSKCHED!
Crunchy chew it!
Who's got the money?!?
You got... SBLOUNSKCHED!
How was your copy pasta?
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