HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:59 pm Post subject: My conversation with god!! |
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God:Hack Hack king of the Britons
God:Oh don't grovel one thing I can't stand is people groveling.
Me:Sorry
God: and don't apologize! Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
God: What are you doing now?
Me: Averting my eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!
Me:Yes lord!
God:Right, Hack, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times.
Me: Good idea, O Lord!
God: 'Course it's a good idea!, behold Hack this is the holy grail, look well hack, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail, that is your quest hack, to seek the holy grail
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