Madman I post too much
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Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 9:57 pm Post subject: Internet Oracle! |
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The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:
> Wise Oracle,
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> What's up with those new mice that have the lasers in them?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } Los Angeles, CA (TIO-News) Embattled citizens of Los
} Angeles are in their fifth day of heavy fighting against
} the hordes of laser armed mice that have brought Western
} Civilization to its knees over the last two months.
}
} "It's awful, the damn things are so small and so fast,"
} said Audrey Horne, 22, one of the many now one eyed
} citizens of Los Angeles, "no sooner do you get a bead
} on one of the little peckers and ZAP-ZAP-ZAP ten more
} of them pop out of the woodwork and try and fry your
} eyes right outta yer head with those damn little lasers
} of theirs!"
}
} Los Angelenos knew their city was marked for the next
} onslaught when the now tell-tale signs of a planned
} laser mice attack showed up. "My little Fluffy stumbled
} into the house, all her fur singed off and 'Death to
} the Human Overlords' etched on to her skin," said Leo
} Johnson, age 32. "And then almost over night the city
} was out of cheese. We knew we were next."
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