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ZacTheSin I post too much
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:52 pm Post subject: The True Requirements for Moderator Status |
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These rules are as true as long as CEF has more then one active member and MMORPGs exist.
Rules for the Mod themselves
1.) The Moderator must be biased towards everything except the forum owner and/or themselves.
2.) If there is a typo in their posts, they must commit suicide, or delete any proof that they ever made a mistake of any sort.
3.) They must know that everyone is more idiotic then them and that everyone on the forum doesn't know what they are talking about, except the Moderator in question.
4.) They must be despised by at least 34% of the population on the forum. (The other 66% would jump of 600 foot cliffs for them, for no reason at all.)
5.) They must be active 12 plus hours, per day.
Things the Mod can and cannot do.
What the Mod Can do.
1.) Ban any member, for any reason they see fit.
2.) Add warnings to old posts.
3.) Show favorism.
What the Mod Cannot do.
1.) Ban personal friends of the owner.
Qualities of the Moderator
1.) Typing Skills
2.) Teamwork with other Moderators
3.) Cannot cope well with presure. (Emotional stages follow toment from members they have banned from the forum.)
4.) Loyalty to the forum they are based at.
If you have anything to add, please don't hesitate to tell me.
Exceptions:
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NewWorldOrder I post too much
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| you know, that doesn't sound so bad.
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:59 pm Post subject: |
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i smell h4x
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ZacTheSin I post too much
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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It's undoubtfully true.
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Blank I post too much
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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You just won at truthiness.
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Splizes Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:27 pm Post subject: Re: The True Requirements for Moderator Status |
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| Cellux wrote: | These rules are as true as long as CEF has more then one active member and MMORPGs exist.
Rules for the Mod themselves
1.) The Moderator must be biased towards everything except the forum owner and/or themselves.
2.) If there is a typo in their posts, they must commit suicide, or delete any proof that they ever made a mistake of any sort.
3.) They must know that everyone is more idiotic then them and that everyone on the forum doesn't know what they are talking about, except the Moderator in question.
4.) They must be despised by at least 34% of the population on the forum. (The other 66% would jump of 600 foot cliffs for them, for no reason at all.)
5.) They must be active 12 plus hours, per day.
Things the Mod can and cannot do.
What the Mod Can do.
1.) Ban any member, for any reason they see fit.
2.) Add warnings to old posts.
3.) Show favorism.
What the Mod Cannot do.
1.) Ban personal friends of the owner.
Qualities of the Moderator
1.) Typing Skills
2.) Teamwork with other Moderators
3.) Cannot cope well with presure. (Emotional stages follow toment from members they have banned from the forum.)
4.) Loyalty to the forum they are based at.
If you have anything to add, please don't hesitate to tell me. |
Some of those don't apply to me XD. (most infact)
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| You forgot the ) Must suck DarkBytes dick while kissing his ass requirement.
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Splizes Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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| HEROXOOT wrote: | | You forgot the ) Must suck DarkBytes dick while kissing his ass requirement. |
Your post is false O.o (as i have talked to DarkByte maybe 3 times exchanging a total of 4 sentences.)
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| SnowFox wrote: | | HEROXOOT wrote: | | You forgot the ) Must suck DarkBytes dick while kissing his ass requirement. |
Your post is false O.o (as i have talked to DarkByte maybe 3 times exchanging a total of 4 sentences.) | Its not false, your just smexy.
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Flyte Peanuts!!!!
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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I would like to make a modification:
Remove all of that and put: | Code: | 1) Must be able to put up with pathetic retards who will constantly attempt to either:
a) make themselves feel better by trying futilely to grab at attention by spreading hate or
b) people who feel like the warn they got was not justified (how cute, they think their opinion counts) and decided to go rant in RS. |
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| HEROXOOT wrote: | | You forgot the ) Must suck DarkBytes dick while kissing his ass requirement. |
I thought you left?
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kingofMS Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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| The only thing I dont get is the mod must be on for 12 hours a day. We have enough of them already.
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Splizes Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Flyte wrote: | I would like to make a modification:
Remove all of that and put: | Code: | 1) Must be able to put up with pathetic retards who will constantly attempt to either:
a) make themselves feel better by trying futilely to grab at attention by spreading hate or
b) people who feel like the warn they got was not justified (how cute, they think their opinion counts) and decided to go rant in RS. |
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/agree
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Blank I post too much
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Flyte wrote: | I would like to make a modification:
Remove all of that and put: | Code: | 1) Must be able to put up with pathetic retards who will constantly attempt to either:
a) make themselves feel better by trying futilely to grab at attention by spreading hate or
b) people who feel like the warn they got was not justified (how cute, they think their opinion counts) and decided to go rant in RS. |
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A is right but B is bullshit.
If memebers who recieved a warn think their warn is unjust, they should have a right to appeal it.
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Flyte wrote: | I would like to make a modification:
Remove all of that and put: | Code: | 1) Must be able to put up with pathetic retards who will constantly attempt to either:
a) make themselves feel better by trying futilely to grab at attention by spreading hate or
b) people who feel like the warn they got was not justified (how cute, they think their opinion counts) and decided to go rant in RS. |
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| HEROXOOT wrote: | | You forgot the ) Must suck DarkBytes dick while kissing his ass requirement. |
I thought you left?  | I did, you didn't see anything. *throws smoke bomb*
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Splizes Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Blank wrote: | | Flyte wrote: | I would like to make a modification:
Remove all of that and put: | Code: | 1) Must be able to put up with pathetic retards who will constantly attempt to either:
a) make themselves feel better by trying futilely to grab at attention by spreading hate or
b) people who feel like the warn they got was not justified (how cute, they think their opinion counts) and decided to go rant in RS. |
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A is right but B is bullshit.
If memebers who recieved a warn think their warn is unjust, they should have a right to appeal it. |
Generally speaking, warns that people view as unjust are in all actuality very just and they deserved them. Now i am not saying that all cases are the same but the majority are just.
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