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Cryoma Member of the Year
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Just keep going afterwards. |
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | I enjoy being blacker than Africans. 6'4", 14, lasting 3~ hours during sex, rather large penis, jump 10'1", etc.
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turn off.
you'll bore a girl/man to death if you take 3 hours.
given your faked dick size, you'll also put them in pain.
three hours of pain while waiting for the guy to finally bust a load is not worth having sex for :0
sucks to be you man | >Implying that the bigger the thing entering the vagina the less pleasurable it is.
Bigger it is, regardless of pain, the more pleasurable it's going to be when it's put in there.
YOU JUS JELUZ CUS UR WIFE IS UGLY |
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SFP+ Comp. talk moderator
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Stone wrote: | | Just keep going afterwards. |
Wow, you obviously have never experienced an orgasm |
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | I enjoy being blacker than Africans. 6'4", 14, lasting 3~ hours during sex, rather large penis, jump 10'1", etc.
Rawr. |
turn off.
you'll bore a girl/man to death if you take 3 hours.
given your faked dick size, you'll also put them in pain.
three hours of pain while waiting for the guy to finally bust a load is not worth having sex for :0
sucks to be you man |
Not gonna lie, she loves it. And I didn't say huge, just larger than average. _________________
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:30 pm Post subject: |
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so who is she o.o _________________
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton, imagine you and I combined. A normal height smartass English prettyboy with a slightly above average sized dick combined with a super tall Canadian monster of a 14 year old. |
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | so who is she o.o |
Err..well she's not some random girl, now is she? ;l
@Connor:
Or we could just find a way to defy logic and space and hang out IRL. It'd be good. _________________
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Big Pun Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | so who is she o.o |
Err..well she's not some random girl, now is she? ;l | :] |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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BRB~Losing 50 pounds wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | so who is she o.o |
Err..well she's not some random girl, now is she? ;l | :] |
Very much so. _________________
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1929394839292057839194958 Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | so who is she o.o |
Err..well she's not some random girl, now is she? ;l
@Connor:
Or we could just find a way to defy logic and space and hang out IRL. It'd be good. |
Sure, but have you seen how tall I am? You tower above me, srsly. But yeah I would if I could be bothered visiting Canada. Come to England instead faggot. |
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| konr wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | Space Cowboy wrote: | | so who is she o.o |
Err..well she's not some random girl, now is she? ;l
@Connor:
Or we could just find a way to defy logic and space and hang out IRL. It'd be good. |
Sure, but have you seen how tall I am? You tower above me, srsly. But yeah I would if I could be bothered visiting Canada. Come to England instead faggot. |
I wish. Would be fun. _________________
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Space Cowboy wrote: | | so who is she o.o |
he*
and it's me _________________
 
 | [SSCA]Nevergreen wrote: | | Somebody warm me up with their body, preferably MichealRein without pants on. |
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Dalton. wrote: | | I lasted like 3~ hours my first time, IDK what your guys's problem is. | This lie is worst than me and the baby sitter. |
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Hero wrote: | | Dalton. wrote: | | I lasted like 3~ hours my first time, IDK what your guys's problem is. | This lie is worst than me and the baby sitter. |
You're the only person that thinks so. Why? Because the rest of them actually know me. I don't care enough to lie, and I sort of agree with the opinion that it's just as bad as being too quick. _________________
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't know, I haven't had sex yet. |
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