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Benji · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:50 pm Post subject:

1. Steal a bar of chocolate
2. Try to sell it
3. NOBODY WANTS TO BUY A CHOCOLATE BAR FROM A PERSON

Jesus Christ, stealing from stores won't make you rich. What do you expect? Sneaking a Playstation 3 in your pocket?

elpacco · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:58 pm Post subject:

Cheetah · Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:21 pm Post subject:

I agree with everyone else here, you should steal things.

Since you obviously can't handle the responsibility of getting a real job, you can just shoplift. Once you inevitably get caught you'll be arrested, and end up with a fine that will put you below where you even started. Since you won't be able to pay the fine, you'll have to get a real job. You'll be forced to actually earn your money legitimately, and learn a lesson in the process.

Or, alternatively, you could just realize that you're not going to make any real money doing stupid things here and there, and just get a job in the first place.[/img]