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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| a mold of your own dick and then tell him to go fuck himself
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Fatchile How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Buy her a jar of pickles.
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Adnihil wrote: | | Chocolate mold of your anus. | what the actual fuck
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xDev Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:00 am Post subject: |
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Flowers are always good.
Dozen roses should only be about $30 USD without the vase.
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Imonna head to the store and just buy a single box of Kleenex. See the cashiers reaction.
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M. Master Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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I bought 3 roses, each of a different colour
A bigass heart shaped lolipop
Set up candles in the downstairs bathroom around the jacuzzi tub thing
Gonna go out for dinner somewhere, come back, jacuzzi, massage, pop a cialis, fuck all night
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deleted19776 I post too much
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Have fun M. Make the most of it
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Adnihil wrote: | | Imonna head to the store and just buy a single box of Kleenex. See the cashiers reaction. | also lube and a cucumber
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xDev Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 1:21 am Post subject: |
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| M. wrote: | I bought 3 roses, each of a different colour
A bigass heart shaped lolipop
Set up candles in the downstairs bathroom around the jacuzzi tub thing
Gonna go out for dinner somewhere, come back, jacuzzi, massage, pop a cialis, fuck all night |
Good shit, red roses are too mainstream. Got my girl a dozen white roses in a vase, chocolates and a teddy bear delivered to her job. Also ordered her lobster to her home and then skyped her while we ate dinner.
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Nirojan How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:35 am Post subject: |
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lol, Benefits of Being single: I can just Get high 2day
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M. Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:59 am Post subject: |
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| Nirojan wrote: | | lol, Benefits of Being single: I can just Get high 2day | My girl wanted to take acid but I said no
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 5:11 am Post subject: |
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| Nirojan wrote: | | lol, Benefits of Being single: I can just Get high 2day | ya man there isnt couples fucking while on e right now
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:47 am Post subject: |
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| M. wrote: | | Nirojan wrote: | | lol, Benefits of Being single: I can just Get high 2day | My girl wanted to take acid but I said no |
I woulda prolly been okay with it. If i was in your position, would rather have her do it with myself than her potentially doing it behind my back with random ppl or something.
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M. Master Cheater
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2015 8:09 am Post subject: |
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| (dib1500) wrote: | | M. wrote: | | Nirojan wrote: | | lol, Benefits of Being single: I can just Get high 2day | My girl wanted to take acid but I said no |
I woulda prolly been okay with it. If i was in your position, would rather have her do it with myself than her potentially doing it behind my back with random ppl or something. | The only person she's done drugs with/knows that has drugs is me, we've done acid semi-recently
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