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sponge cake recipe Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:03 am Post subject: |
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What you should do:
Get off your computer and talk to her.
What you are doing:
Not what you should be.
But seriously, just don't chat through myspace / IM whatever.
When you next see her go up to her and talk to her.
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Konata Izumi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:11 am Post subject: |
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go up to her and ask her out.
where ar eyour balls?
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lCrusaderl I post too much
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:48 am Post subject: |
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| Drkgodz wrote: | Be like, "'Ay bitch, come on ovah here and show daddy what joo got!".
Seriously tho, talk to her in real life. Don't go on with this IM bullshit. |
IM's are for people who aren't that confident the first time to be talking to the person, and that 90% of the couples nowadays meet through the internet and got together there. So yea, if you are confident and know what you want to say and can back it up if it goes wrong then go face to face. If not, build up your confident through the net, and become stronger friends there.
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anameaddict Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| lCrusaderl wrote: | | Drkgodz wrote: | Be like, "'Ay bitch, come on ovah here and show daddy what joo got!".
Seriously tho, talk to her in real life. Don't go on with this IM bullshit. |
IM's are for people who aren't that confident the first time to be talking to the person, and that 90% of the couples nowadays meet through the internet and got together there. So yea, if you are confident and know what you want to say and can back it up if it goes wrong then go face to face. If not, build up your confident through the net, and become stronger friends there. |
90%? You gotta be kidding me, only people get raped if they meet on the internet (craigslist/Myspace).
The best place to meet a girl is at a party (bring about 4 ~ 5 friends with you) and have a good punchline (not like ''You wanna bang around in my loveshack - But more like ''Hey, you look familiar, whats your name maybe it can fresh up my memory'')
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Rith wrote: | | LOL! I'm sorry but you should NEVER say to a girl "Are you ignoring me? =[" That's just making yourself look sad and desperate... |
it's meant as a joke
But yeah, it's hard to recognise jokes/sarcasm if you don't actually hear the tone of how somebody says it...
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MeGoesRawr Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:53 pm Post subject: |
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here use this pick up it's the best !
if you were my homework, i would do you on the table
you will definitely get this girl if u use my pick up line
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Heartless I post too much
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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| HornyAZNBoy wrote: | You are asking a forum that is mostly filled with nerds about girl help...
Anyways... Go ask some of your female friends for advice... you do have female friends? |
Well, i'm a totally different guy when i'm alone on the Internet, or when i'm at school with friends...
I know both HTML and HTML (How To Meet Ladies)
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GG Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Retallion wrote: | | slovach wrote: | | how about you stop being a creepy, social shut-in, and talk to her like a normal human being. |
i'm trying to. its winter break, im going to invite her to chill. |
Same thing happened to me.
We had PE together (Co-ed) and we both got called to welfare about being bad and she said hi to me, at that point I knew she knew about me, asked here out 2 days later
♥ We are still together
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lCrusaderl I post too much
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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| anameaddict wrote: | | lCrusaderl wrote: | | Drkgodz wrote: | Be like, "'Ay bitch, come on ovah here and show daddy what joo got!".
Seriously tho, talk to her in real life. Don't go on with this IM bullshit. |
IM's are for people who aren't that confident the first time to be talking to the person, and that 90% of the couples nowadays meet through the internet and got together there. So yea, if you are confident and know what you want to say and can back it up if it goes wrong then go face to face. If not, build up your confident through the net, and become stronger friends there. |
90%? You gotta be kidding me, only people get raped if they meet on the internet (craigslist/Myspace).
The best place to meet a girl is at a party (bring about 4 ~ 5 friends with you) and have a good punchline (not like ''You wanna bang around in my loveshack - But more like ''Hey, you look familiar, whats your name maybe it can fresh up my memory'') |
Yea I was watching the news a few months ago and popped up, couples nowadays meet and get to know each other over the net more often then people bumping to each other.
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Drkgodz wrote: | Be like, "'Ay bitch, come on ovah here and show daddy what joo got!".
Seriously tho, talk to her in real life. Don't go on with this IM bullshit. |
I like the "Not serious" one.
You should just be yourself and start a conversation, and stay relaxed. Remember, she isn't some all-powerful god that's above you, she's just like you. She might even like you, and that might be why she hasn't responded. She might be afraid.
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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| ASN3S wrote: | | Remember, she isn't some all-powerful god that's above you, she's just like you. |
What you also could do is look down on her, as if you're some all-powerful god!
Ignore her if she says hi,
If she blocks your way to say hi, ignore her and take another way to get to your destination.
If she tells you a joke, don't laugh, and give it a bad review.
If she runs towards you, screaming you to catch her, step away and let her jump in the air.
Even if she asks you out, say no the first and second time. But say yes the third time (if you want to date her, that is).
This might seem awkward but it'll totally get you laid if you stay with her for longer than a week.
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She might be afraid. | xD
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:59 pm Post subject: |
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| X-Fighter wrote: | | ASN3S wrote: | | Remember, she isn't some all-powerful god that's above you, she's just like you. |
What you also could do is look down on her, as if you're some all-powerful god!
Ignore her if she says hi,
If she blocks your way to say hi, ignore her and take another way to get to your destination.
If she tells you a joke, don't laugh, and give it a bad review.
If she runs towards you, screaming you to catch her, step away and let her jump in the air.
Even if she asks you out, say no the first and second time. But say yes the third time (if you want to date her, that is).
This might seem awkward but it'll totally get you laid if you stay with her for longer than a week.
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She might be afraid. | xD |
For some reason, I don't think this would be a success. Could be the fact that she'd start thinking you're an asshole and avoid you.
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MapleRules Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:54 am Post subject: |
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She could be like me and log onto myspace, and go do stuff elsewhere and refresh page after like 5 hours -_-
either that or she gets so many msg's that yours are bumped down and she only sees the top ones when she sees "New comments."
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