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AdamWest
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 Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:41 am Post subject: I want to kill my fucking English teacher. |
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Okay here's the story...
My English teacher hates my sister because she made a joke about her weight. Years later, now that I'm in her Honors class she fails me. I hand everything in and she gives me bad grades. I think that this is because of her animosity for my family. Now, I have an "F" on my report card I'm boned. This might be THE reason I wont get into the college I want. So, my only choice is to now drop down to Academic level which will be full of stupid people. Fuck me.
I was actually thinking about murdering her/hiring someone else to.
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MapleStory.
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:42 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, I agree. Screw the F. Why fail when you could just get jailtime?
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:43 am Post subject: |
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^^^ hire him... he leaves no evidence.
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HackOtaku
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| Because teachers remember jokes like the for years, and think "Fuck the chances of me getting fired, his sister made a joke, I'll take it out on him".
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:49 am Post subject: |
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| Ask another teacher to grade your essays, if he agrees you're the one who keeps failing...
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deleted19776
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 10:51 am Post subject: |
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I feel bad for you, I once had my English teacher give me just an F for not having MLA format correctly.
Also, cocks.
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[SPW]Jsin
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:11 am Post subject: |
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english teachers are the worst kind of people.
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: |
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| Angry mob?
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Trigger
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:26 am Post subject: |
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| jsin95 wrote: | | english teachers are the worst kind of people. |
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MapleStory.
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| Trigger wrote: | | jsin95 wrote: | | english teachers are the worst kind of people. |
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Mine gave me a book report and an essay to do on Halloween.
Then made me re-do it.
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YardengoHere
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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Hire me I like killing teachers !
5000$ per try .
Just go to the teacher and tell her you love her boobs she'll blush right away and then kiss her .
After doing this tell her :"I might be punished but I might fuck you also , you choose"
Have a nice life =]
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| YardengoHere wrote: | Hire me I like killing teachers !
5000$ per try .
Just go to the teacher and tell her you love her boobs she'll blush right away and then kiss her .
After doing this tell her :"I might be punished but I might fuck you also , you choose"
Have a nice life =] |
I usually directly go for the boobs.
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[SPW]Jsin
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kissing a 61 year old that wears shirts showing cleavage of her saggy boobs?
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YardengoHere
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| Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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| jsin95 wrote: | | kissing a 61 year old that wears shirts showing cleavage of her saggy boobs? |
That's sexy huh ?
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