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 Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:21 pm Post subject: im getting fucking tasered tomorrow |
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Ok, so i'm in eighth grade, and so we have D.A.R.E. every friday. so the police officer who does it (who is worthless otherwise imo) told us about the police + fire station having an open house thing. they have stupid shit you can do like wearing the drunk goggles while driving golf carts around a course and stuff. neway, in a final attempt to get people to go, he said that we would get extra credit if we showed up. so then he let us ask questions, and half joking and half serious, i asked if i could get tasered. he said that if i can get a note from my parents saying its ok, they can fucking taser me. now i convinced my mom to let me do it cus i was like "but its extra credit!"
now im going to get tasered, its going to be fucking awesome!!! we are taking a video of it, and we will upload to YouTube and then ill show you guys.
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Not as fun as you think it is. But whatever. 
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't tase me bro!
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: Re: im getting fucking tasered tomorrow |
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| elpacco wrote: | Ok, so i'm in eighth grade, and so we have D.A.R.E. every friday. so the police officer who does it (who is worthless otherwise imo) told us about the police + fire station having an open house thing. they have stupid shit you can do like wearing the drunk goggles while driving golf carts around a course and stuff. neway, in a final attempt to get people to go, he said that we would get extra credit if we showed up. so then he let us ask questions, and half joking and half serious, i asked if i could get tasered. he said that if i can get a note from my parents saying its ok, they can fucking taser me. now i convinced my mom to let me do it cus i was like "but its extra credit!"
now im going to get tasered, its going to be fucking awesome!!! we are taking a video of it, and we will upload to YouTube and then ill show you guys. |
LOL I WANT EXTRA CREDIT TOO BUT I WANNA BE THE ONE WHO TASERS YOU 
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| Lego wrote: | | Not as fun as you think it is. But whatever. |
are you fucking me? it is going to be one of the most monumental moments in my life (i has uneventful life)
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Link wrote: | | Don't tase me bro! |
This.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Seriously, you dont want to get tasered.
Ive been tased before, it hurts like a bitch.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| elpacco wrote: | | Lego wrote: | | Not as fun as you think it is. But whatever. |
are you fucking me? it is going to be one of the most monumental moments in my life (i has uneventful life) |
It will hurt. But he will probably put it on the lowest setting.
It will be entertaining for everyone else, but I doubt you will have much of a reaction. 
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It will leave a scar if its at a high setting.
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| Zobmondo wrote: | Seriously, you dont want to get tasered.
Ive been tased before, it hurts like a bitch. |
NO FUCKING SHIT IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! and yes, i do want to get tasered. its wimps like you who dont go out and take a chance. its people like me who go out, get tasered, eat two whole habenaro (i dun know how to spell it) peppers and cringe in a ball on the couch trying to keep the pain down.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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| elpacco wrote: | | its wimps like you who dont go out and take a chance |
Didnt i just say ive been tasered?
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| elpacco wrote: | | Zobmondo wrote: | Seriously, you dont want to get tasered.
Ive been tased before, it hurts like a bitch. |
NO FUCKING SHIT IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! and yes, i do want to get tasered. its wimps like you who dont go out and take a chance. its people like me who go out, get tasered, eat two whole habenaro (i dun know how to spell it) peppers and cringe in a ball on the couch trying to keep the pain down. |
I ate a whole buncha horseradish once.
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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Is getting tasered lethal, or hamful for you?
If it isn't, i'd like to give it a try, even if it hurts.
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elpacco
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| Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Zobmondo wrote: | | elpacco wrote: | | its wimps like you who dont go out and take a chance |
Didnt i just say ive been tasered? |
yeah, i was about to say this too in my post, but i forgot, why would you have gotten tasered?
| Rape wrote: | | elpacco wrote: | | Zobmondo wrote: | Seriously, you dont want to get tasered.
Ive been tased before, it hurts like a bitch. |
NO FUCKING SHIT IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH! and yes, i do want to get tasered. its wimps like you who dont go out and take a chance. its people like me who go out, get tasered, eat two whole habenaro (i dun know how to spell it) peppers and cringe in a ball on the couch trying to keep the pain down. |
I ate a whole buncha horseradish once. |
i dont like horseradish, i just dont like the taste. habenaro actually tastes pretty good once you get used to it.
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i have also been tasered once by a philly cop... and if you come back on CEF tomorrow and said you just walked away from it or something that makes you look ballsy i know you are a lying piece of shit.
It hurts.
You can't move.
It is right next to deadly force.
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