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Channel GannoK pffrt
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:38 pm Post subject: cut my nutsack open today |
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Shit happens
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Nirojan How do I cheat?
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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yeah dude, NEVER make fleshlights out of glass
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| Quote: | | yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin |
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Up2Admin I'm a spammer
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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did a testicle pop out of it
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Channel GannoK pffrt
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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No, my testicle didn't come out. It's just a big laceration. Was riding my bike across the sidewalk (the walk sign was on) when I noticed in the corner of my eye that a bus was not stopping and going to cut me off or hit me, so I slammed on my brakes and racked my self super hard. I thought I was just in a lot of pain until I checked out my balls and it was bleeding.
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Nirojan How do I cheat?
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Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2015 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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RIP in piece
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| Quote: | | yo i b 22 tryna make it in dis rap game but da steetz dont got luv for no wun na mean so im out hea tryna holla at da fams on dis innernet shit u no way i sayin |
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BreakinGods How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 10:54 am Post subject: |
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when I was young I was bombing down a big hill on a scooter and tried to stop with my foot after I got to the bottom to avoid hitting a car. I ended up doing a complete front flip and the landed hard on the concrete.
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HitIer How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:29 pm Post subject: |
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I once had a strand of hair tightly knotted at my cockhead, so tight that I couldn't even piss. I shudder now thinking about it back then, I'm lucky my dad took me to the hospital at the right time (I was embarrassed about it since I was a kid).
Oh God.
I shouldn've have recollected that.
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lmfao, on reddit i'd get banned |
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2015 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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| im sorry
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