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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 6:34 am    Post subject: So today was my cheat day for food... Reply with quote

And I decided to go to McDonalds. I calculated the amount of calories I ingested in approximately fifteen minutes: 1850 KCal. I ate a big tasty, big mac, and a double cheeseburger. At the time it was delicious, but now I'm left with this nasty salty taste in my mouth, and I'm so fucking warm. I regret eating this shit, seriously.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doctor finger may be able to help you.
Just let him examine the back of your throat and with some luck, he'll fix it

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:10 am    Post subject: Re: So today was my cheat day for food... Reply with quote

Aniblaze wrote:
And I decided to go to McDonalds. I calculated the amount of calories I ingested in approximately fifteen minutes: 1850 KCal. I ate a big tasty, big mac, and a double cheeseburger. At the time it was delicious, but now I'm left with this nasty salty taste in my mouth, and I'm so fucking warm. I regret eating this shit, seriously.


McDonald's? Why McDonald's bro. Big Mac = 700 calories. 700 * 5 = 3500.


But yea, I regret eating that shit too. It starts coming back. Seriously. It's like Russian Roulette. You either lose it through your mouth or your anus, both in liquid form, yuck.

Ok, that was lame Razz

But good job though, nice to see there are Americans who AREN'T obese (y)

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:41 am    Post subject: Re: So today was my cheat day for food... Reply with quote

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Aniblaze wrote:
And I decided to go to McDonalds. I calculated the amount of calories I ingested in approximately fifteen minutes: 1850 KCal. I ate a big tasty, big mac, and a double cheeseburger. At the time it was delicious, but now I'm left with this nasty salty taste in my mouth, and I'm so fucking warm. I regret eating this shit, seriously.


McDonald's? Why McDonald's bro. Big Mac = 700 calories. 700 * 5 = 3500.


But yea, I regret eating that shit too. It starts coming back. Seriously. It's like Russian Roulette. You either lose it through your mouth or your anus, both in liquid form, yuck.

Ok, that was lame Razz

But good job though, nice to see there are Americans who AREN'T obese (y)

I'm Dutch, and the last time I went to McDonalds was last year.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Holy shit, 1850 kcal in 15 minutes? That's almost what I eat in a whole day.
But yeah, whenever I eat very greasy food I feel sick afterwards too. Which is weird 'cause when I was a kid I used to eat greasy food every day, and a lot more.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dark Byte wrote:
Doctor finger may be able to help you.
Just let him examine the back of your throat and with some luck, he'll fix it

Does this work for constipation as well?

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Holy shit, 1850 kcal in 15 minutes? That's almost what I eat in a whole day.
But yeah, whenever I eat very greasy food I feel sick afterwards too. Which is weird 'cause when I was a kid I used to eat greasy food every day, and a lot more.

Normally I eat five meals a day, each meal consisting of about 500~600 calories. These meals contain very little fat, and a lot of protein and carbohydrates. The amount of saturated fats in these meals is close to zero. I end up eating about 2600~2800 calories a day. This is a good amount, considering I work out six times a week.

Today is the one day in the month I'm allowed to eat whatever I feel like, and I chose McDonalds, and tonight I'll be eating pizza. Tomorrow I'll be picking up my strict regiment of proper food again.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aniblaze wrote:
Dark Byte wrote:
Doctor finger may be able to help you.
Just let him examine the back of your throat and with some luck, he'll fix it

Does this work for constipation as well?

yes it does



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I eat a lot

But, I work out twice as hard

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would you eat at mcdonalds, it's like eating furniture.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it :3
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

that's a lot of mcdolan for one meal
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like eating McDonalds. For some reason it tastes really good, but it makes me feel so so so sosooooo awful right after =(
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 09, 2013 4:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good lord ani its fast food not meth.
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