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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Up2Admin wrote:
Brolock wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
Brolock wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
It's well known that receiving anal feels great to a man.




But I'm not a faggot so I wouldn't allow that shit.
taking it in the ass doesnt suddenly make you gay and attracted to males
brolock


where did he touch you
ive never been touched in my life
good or bad is for you to decide
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

brolock doesn't get touched he touches

and they can't be too old

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta try everything once, right?
Maybe you'll turn out liking it.
Also watch Young People Fucking if you haven't seen it yet (the movie).
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're actually gonna take it up the but, at least make her give you a reach around whiles she dominates you like a little bitch you are.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

did not like
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

shouldve worn a buttplug to stretch out that boy-pussy first.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:23 pm    Post subject: This post has 2 review(s) Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
It's well known that receiving anal feels great to a man.

But I'm not a faggot so I wouldn't allow that shit.


taking it in the ass doesnt suddenly make you gay and attracted to males


this. i don't understand why people have this conception that putting stuff up your ass in general makes you gay. it's like people who ingest drugs rectally to get a stronger effect and better absorption rate into your body. these people are doing something uncomfortable and awkward (sticking drugs up their ass) in exchange for a reward (a stronger high). the op is doing something uncomfortable and awkward (allowing a dildo to be placed up his ass) in exchange for a reward (getting to fuck his girlfriend in the ass).

however, with this specific situation i'm on the fence. i mean a dildo is supposed to represent a dick. it's like giving a girl permission to allow a dick up your ass in exchange for having sex with her. now, that itself doesn't make you gay which is the original point i was trying to make. but if my girlfriend gave me this offer i would decline.

but now to give a serious answer to this question of yours since for some reason everyone seems to be ignoring your question and starting some controversial debate and derailing the thread as is often done here.

"is dildo good?" i'd say it's highly dependent on the individual. dildo isn't as bad of a drug as its reputation portrays it. the high is pretty decent, nothing extraordinary, but has an interesting side effect that usually ends in the user orgasming without any stimulation of their penis. dildo has it's ups and downs, as do all drugs. for example, a tolerance to dildo is something to expect as the user continues to use more and more frequently. they will find the size of the dildo (slang for amount of drug taken) they use to get high (often known by the younger generation as drilling) will increase as their tolerance to the drug (known as widening) increases. over time, the user will find that the size of the dildo (amount of the drug needed) to get drilled when they first started is no longer enough and they find they need a larger dose to get off like they did when they first started. i mean, yolo right? so fuck the haters, be a trill ass nigga and ride the dildo (an adopted phrase from heroin addicts known as riding the horse).
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dustin. you're so great.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

King Chezzmo wrote:
dustin. you're so great.


not sure if serious, but if you are thank you. i like to think i'm pretty awesome too. but yes, this is my brain working sober and not all retarded and derped out from opiates and benzos.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIndianGuy wrote:
Brolock wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
It's well known that receiving anal feels great to a man.

But I'm not a faggot so I wouldn't allow that shit.


taking it in the ass doesnt suddenly make you gay and attracted to males


this. i don't understand why people have this conception that putting stuff up your ass in general makes you gay. it's like people who ingest drugs rectally to get a stronger effect and better absorption rate into your body. these people are doing something uncomfortable and awkward (sticking drugs up their ass) in exchange for a reward (a stronger high). the op is doing something uncomfortable and awkward (allowing a dildo to be placed up his ass) in exchange for a reward (getting to fuck his girlfriend in the ass).

however, with this specific situation i'm on the fence. i mean a dildo is supposed to represent a dick. it's like giving a girl permission to allow a dick up your ass in exchange for having sex with her. now, that itself doesn't make you gay which is the original point i was trying to make. but if my girlfriend gave me this offer i would decline.

but now to give a serious answer to this question of yours since for some reason everyone seems to be ignoring your question and starting some controversial debate and derailing the thread as is often done here.

"is dildo good?" i'd say it's highly dependent on the individual. dildo isn't as bad of a drug as its reputation portrays it. the high is pretty decent, nothing extraordinary, but has an interesting side effect that usually ends in the user orgasming without any stimulation of their penis. dildo has it's ups and downs, as do all drugs. for example, a tolerance to dildo is something to expect as the user continues to use more and more frequently. they will find the size of the dildo (slang for amount of drug taken) they use to get high (often known by the younger generation as drilling) will increase as their tolerance to the drug (known as widening) increases. over time, the user will find that the size of the dildo (amount of the drug needed) to get drilled when they first started is no longer enough and they find they need a larger dose to get off like they did when they first started. i mean, yolo right? so fuck the haters, be a trill ass nigga and ride the dildo (an adopted phrase from heroin addicts known as riding the horse).
Implying molecules from the dildo pass through mucus membranes in your anus and throw off one's homeostatic properties.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Major Shake wrote:
TheIndianGuy wrote:
Brolock wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
It's well known that receiving anal feels great to a man.

But I'm not a faggot so I wouldn't allow that shit.


taking it in the ass doesnt suddenly make you gay and attracted to males


this. i don't understand why people have this conception that putting stuff up your ass in general makes you gay. it's like people who ingest drugs rectally to get a stronger effect and better absorption rate into your body. these people are doing something uncomfortable and awkward (sticking drugs up their ass) in exchange for a reward (a stronger high). the op is doing something uncomfortable and awkward (allowing a dildo to be placed up his ass) in exchange for a reward (getting to fuck his girlfriend in the ass).

however, with this specific situation i'm on the fence. i mean a dildo is supposed to represent a dick. it's like giving a girl permission to allow a dick up your ass in exchange for having sex with her. now, that itself doesn't make you gay which is the original point i was trying to make. but if my girlfriend gave me this offer i would decline.

but now to give a serious answer to this question of yours since for some reason everyone seems to be ignoring your question and starting some controversial debate and derailing the thread as is often done here.

"is dildo good?" i'd say it's highly dependent on the individual. dildo isn't as bad of a drug as its reputation portrays it. the high is pretty decent, nothing extraordinary, but has an interesting side effect that usually ends in the user orgasming without any stimulation of their penis. dildo has it's ups and downs, as do all drugs. for example, a tolerance to dildo is something to expect as the user continues to use more and more frequently. they will find the size of the dildo (slang for amount of drug taken) they use to get high (often known by the younger generation as drilling) will increase as their tolerance to the drug (known as widening) increases. over time, the user will find that the size of the dildo (amount of the drug needed) to get drilled when they first started is no longer enough and they find they need a larger dose to get off like they did when they first started. i mean, yolo right? so fuck the haters, be a trill ass nigga and ride the dildo (an adopted phrase from heroin addicts known as riding the horse).
Implying molecules from the dildo pass through mucus membranes in your anus and throw off one's homeostatic properties.


got a problem grasping that concept, bro? just by holding dildo in your hands would allow it to absorb into your skin.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheIndianGuy wrote:
Major Shake wrote:
TheIndianGuy wrote:
Brolock wrote:
Up2Admin wrote:
It's well known that receiving anal feels great to a man.

But I'm not a faggot so I wouldn't allow that shit.


taking it in the ass doesnt suddenly make you gay and attracted to males


this. i don't understand why people have this conception that putting stuff up your ass in general makes you gay. it's like people who ingest drugs rectally to get a stronger effect and better absorption rate into your body. these people are doing something uncomfortable and awkward (sticking drugs up their ass) in exchange for a reward (a stronger high). the op is doing something uncomfortable and awkward (allowing a dildo to be placed up his ass) in exchange for a reward (getting to fuck his girlfriend in the ass).

however, with this specific situation i'm on the fence. i mean a dildo is supposed to represent a dick. it's like giving a girl permission to allow a dick up your ass in exchange for having sex with her. now, that itself doesn't make you gay which is the original point i was trying to make. but if my girlfriend gave me this offer i would decline.

but now to give a serious answer to this question of yours since for some reason everyone seems to be ignoring your question and starting some controversial debate and derailing the thread as is often done here.

"is dildo good?" i'd say it's highly dependent on the individual. dildo isn't as bad of a drug as its reputation portrays it. the high is pretty decent, nothing extraordinary, but has an interesting side effect that usually ends in the user orgasming without any stimulation of their penis. dildo has it's ups and downs, as do all drugs. for example, a tolerance to dildo is something to expect as the user continues to use more and more frequently. they will find the size of the dildo (slang for amount of drug taken) they use to get high (often known by the younger generation as drilling) will increase as their tolerance to the drug (known as widening) increases. over time, the user will find that the size of the dildo (amount of the drug needed) to get drilled when they first started is no longer enough and they find they need a larger dose to get off like they did when they first started. i mean, yolo right? so fuck the haters, be a trill ass nigga and ride the dildo (an adopted phrase from heroin addicts known as riding the horse).
Implying molecules from the dildo pass through mucus membranes in your anus and throw off one's homeostatic properties.


got a problem grasping that concept, bro? just by holding dildo in your hands would allow it to absorb into your skin.
Highly doubt they make dildos out of topical substances these days
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

>implying things actually physically touch each other
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
>implying things actually physically touch each other


i admit defeat.
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