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So a girl I just met 2 minutes ago just grabbed my dick and
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Womanizer
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:57 pm    Post subject: So a girl I just met 2 minutes ago just grabbed my dick and Reply with quote

sucked it very nicely. I bet Hitler is jelly haha :D Like he usually is.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

& then you woke up and realized you're 300 pounds.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 6:59 pm    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

You are playing sex online game again? Laughing
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BreakinGods
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then you sucked her penis right back.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl nerd
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
rofl nerd


Just realized how awesome your avatar is

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So a girl grabbed my dick 2 minutes ago and I said "Awesome but hold it right there, I have to go post about this on cef" and she stared at me in horror as I ran away with spaghetti streaming from my pockets.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So this guy's dick I grabbed 2 minutes ago started posting on this forum.
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InternetIsSeriousBusiness
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't did anything sexual with my girl yet... she's a really shy emo/scene kid who surprisingly has morals thAt most people of this label would have
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swaggasaurus wrote:
I haven't did anything sexual with my girl yet... she's a really shy emo/scene kid who surprisingly has morals thAt most people of this label would have

THATS BECAUSE SHES A FAKE ASS, POSER ASS BITCH WHO IS JUST TRYING TO BE COOL OR DEFY HER PARENTS.
TELL THAT BITCH YOU'RE NOT ABOUT THAT ABSTINENCE LIFE.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

swaggasaurus wrote:
I haven't did anything sexual with my girl yet... she's a really shy emo/scene kid who surprisingly has morals thAt most people of this label would have
So she has low self esteem. Explains why you have a girlfriend.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey guys stop it

i get laid on the internet all the time

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i wish i was a little girl so i could grab my dick all the time
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brolock wrote:
i wish i was a little girl so i could grab my dick all the time


tan never has that problem you should ask him for tips

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[usrnaem]
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