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clash of clans hacks
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 Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:34 pm Post subject: My mom just showed me her stash |
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Was watching TV and suddenly she goes like "Hey, if you feel like smoking, my weed is right here, you can use it." She then proceeds to take a baggie out of her drawer, opens it up, hands it to me and says "Here, smell it."
Then she starts talking about the prices and quality you get on the street and asks me where I buy my weed.
Most awkward conversation of the month. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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| If that's the most awkward convo of the month I fear for the most awkward of the year |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:37 pm Post subject: |
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wtf
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Monkeys
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And your mom just lured you into admitting you're a druggy.
Expect an intervention.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Monkeys wrote: | And your mom just lured you into admitting you're a druggy.
Expect an intervention. |
Mom doing some work.
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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i smoke with my mom also
literally just finished smoking with uncle, like, still have the last toke of the doobie in my hands whilst i type this
but yeah, its uncommon as fuck having parents who smoke, i only noticed it when i went to someone elses house and had to stop myself from sparking inside since i do it without thinking at home |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Butters wrote: | i smoke with my mom also
literally just finished smoking with uncle, like, still have the last toke of the doobie in my hands whilst i type this
but yeah, its uncommon as fuck having parents who smoke, i only noticed it when i went to someone elses house and had to stop myself from sparking inside since i do it without thinking at home |
lucky fucks my parents are assragers over both drugs and alcohol |
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Phox
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| Sam³ wrote: | | Butters wrote: | i smoke with my mom also
literally just finished smoking with uncle, like, still have the last toke of the doobie in my hands whilst i type this
but yeah, its uncommon as fuck having parents who smoke, i only noticed it when i went to someone elses house and had to stop myself from sparking inside since i do it without thinking at home |
lucky fucks my parents are assragers over both drugs and alcohol |
same here, when I have kids I'm going to be cool about weed.
Not too cool though, as we see above. |
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Kurifodo
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| Phox wrote: | | Sam³ wrote: | | Butters wrote: | i smoke with my mom also
literally just finished smoking with uncle, like, still have the last toke of the doobie in my hands whilst i type this
but yeah, its uncommon as fuck having parents who smoke, i only noticed it when i went to someone elses house and had to stop myself from sparking inside since i do it without thinking at home |
lucky fucks my parents are assragers over both drugs and alcohol |
same here, when I have kids I'm going to be cool about weed.
Not too cool though, as we see above. |
I will set a good example for the early years like around 16ish they are only allowed to drink/smoke with me so they don't do anything fucking stupid or kill themselves or get in trouble I will teach them my master ways and once i feel they are responsible enough they can do it on their own to a certain extent sorry dustin but not that far o.o |
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| Sam³ wrote: | | Phox wrote: | | Sam³ wrote: | | Butters wrote: | i smoke with my mom also
literally just finished smoking with uncle, like, still have the last toke of the doobie in my hands whilst i type this
but yeah, its uncommon as fuck having parents who smoke, i only noticed it when i went to someone elses house and had to stop myself from sparking inside since i do it without thinking at home |
lucky fucks my parents are assragers over both drugs and alcohol |
same here, when I have kids I'm going to be cool about weed.
Not too cool though, as we see above. |
I will set a good example for the early years like around 16ish they are only allowed to drink/smoke with me so they don't do anything fucking stupid or kill themselves or get in trouble I will teach them my master ways and once i feel they are responsible enough they can do it on their own to a certain extent sorry dustin but not that far o.o |
Kids tend to push boundaries though. I'd rather have them think my boundary is at weed than at heroin. |
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my friend thinks my parents are ravers. which almost kind of makes sense.
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| My parents are too christian and uptight, which I don't mind because I don't smoke anyways. But they are cool with drinking which I never understood. |
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clash of clans hacks
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Monkeys wrote: | And your mom just lured you into admitting you're a druggy.
Expect an intervention. |
Heheh, she has known this for years though.
| Butters wrote: | i smoke with my mom also
literally just finished smoking with uncle, like, still have the last toke of the doobie in my hands whilst i type this
but yeah, its uncommon as fuck having parents who smoke, i only noticed it when i went to someone elses house and had to stop myself from sparking inside since i do it without thinking at home |
I've never been able to smoke weed comfortably in front of my mom. Every time one of her friends passes me a joint and she's in the same room, I take like the quickest most awkward few hits ever and quickly give it back. I know she's cool with it but still, smoking a joint with or in front of her, it still feels weird.
I think a lot more people smoke weed where I live though. A lot of my friends parents either smoke weed or are cool with their kids doing it. |
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| Mom doesn't mind the drinking, but just becomes an emotional wreck whenever I come home baked. |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Ahri wrote: | | Mom doesn't mind the drinking, but just becomes an emotional wreck whenever I come home baked. |
When houses get all cracked up people fix it with their caulk, you could probably apply the same concept to your mother.
I bet she loves the caulk |
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