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so this is my 1st program
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

coolman++ wrote:
Brolock wrote:
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Might be a problem with your program dude, just opens a command prompt window and now my pc is running slower, and theres a new process called server.exe?
thats not funny my brother died that way


lol you guys are so random and funny xD
ty, i aim to please
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow... people calling him a horrible programmer when he just started c++ like, yesterday. already found two bullies on here.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

updated. new version 1.1 for all my fans
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

paupav wrote:
updated. new version 1.1 for all my fans


It's beautiful!
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"if(razlikaMjeseci << 0) "
"if(razlikaMjeseci <<"
"<<"
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

konr wrote:
"if(razlikaMjeseci << 0) "
"if(razlikaMjeseci <<"
"<<"

what?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

updated(only reason why i put this here is to prove gogodr that im not troling him)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

paupav wrote:
konr wrote:
"if(razlikaMjeseci << 0) "
"if(razlikaMjeseci <<"
"<<"

what?

Code:

if(razlikaMjeseci < 0)


Correct way of saying it.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blablfy. wrote:
paupav wrote:
konr wrote:
"if(razlikaMjeseci << 0) "
"if(razlikaMjeseci <<"
"<<"

what?

Code:

if(razlikaMjeseci < 0)


Correct way of saying it.

k, in my old tutorial was that there must me 2 signs <.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

paupav wrote:
blablfy. wrote:
paupav wrote:
konr wrote:
"if(razlikaMjeseci << 0) "
"if(razlikaMjeseci <<"
"<<"

what?

Code:

if(razlikaMjeseci < 0)


Correct way of saying it.

k, in my old tutorial was that there must me 2 signs <.

Only way that happens is if (For the most part, may be exceptions):

1. You do less than or equal to (<=)
2. You do greater than or equal to (>=)
3. You're comparing 2 values (==)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

blablfy. wrote:
paupav wrote:
blablfy. wrote:
paupav wrote:
konr wrote:
"if(razlikaMjeseci << 0) "
"if(razlikaMjeseci <<"
"<<"

what?

Code:

if(razlikaMjeseci < 0)


Correct way of saying it.

k, in my old tutorial was that there must me 2 signs <.

Only way that happens is if (For the most part, may be exceptions):

1. You do less than or equal to (<=)
2. You do greater than or equal to (>=)
3. You're comparing 2 values (==)


in c++ in 21 days it says that it must have 2x < if i remember right.
it is outdated book it learn iostream.h
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

>first program you made without help
wait, so you mean to tell me that you needed someone holding your hand while you made hello world in c++?
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evaluation Period wrote:
>first program you made without help
wait, so you mean to tell me that you needed someone holding your hand while you made hello world in c++?

?? if you mean on this that i posted updated only because gogodr, no i was asking him questions about pointers and arrays and he was thinking that im trolling
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:40 pm    Post subject: This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

Slugsnack wrote:
AutomaticCoding wrote:
paupav wrote:
AutomaticCoding wrote:
paupav wrote:
blablfy. wrote:
Code:

if(razlikaDana << 0)
{
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
    razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;
   razlikaDana++;

   razlikaMjeseci-1;

}


Dude, go fucking die, now. You're a horrible programmer.


so it look more complicated Very HappyD


RAWUIFRHDSUYFG
You created thirty 4 byte temporary integers just to assign to the main one? That's 4*30=120bytes, 960 bits, OF WASTED MEMORY.

Along with the massive amount of CPU cycles you wasted. #facepalm, fucking idiot. Don't ever try to code. Do:-

rezlikaDona+=30

or, if you wanna be a numb:-
rezlikaDona=rezlikaDona+30

but not whatever the fuck you did.


your croatian is really bad. go to school


>Tries to help you
>Tells me to go back to school for some stupid ass language you talk and we don't get taught at our school because we're in ENGLAND.

you're a fucking idiot. you've been here one day and you're picking on our most respected members already. what the fuck, kid.

there are no temporary integers there, fucktard. the variable is a single local variable which is held on the stack. the increment then happens to that variable. you're the fuckwit that can't code if you think for some reason a new variable is created on each increment.

you also assume that an int is 4 bytes in size which is simply wrong. the c++ standards all clearly state that the size of an int is not defined. it simply states the minimum range that must be represented. for an unsigned int, that is 0-65535 which can be represented in 16 bits. quit trying to be a smartass when you don't know shit

finally, a 5 year old could also tell you that his code would be optimised at the code generation stage to get rid of those individual increments. don't even try to bring clock cycles into the argument here. in fact, don't ever try to code, you fucking idiot.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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What the fu­ck d­id you just fu­cking say about me, you little bit­ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh­it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh­it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd­amn idiot. I will s­hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu­cking dead, kiddo.


Still funny!
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