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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:42 pm    Post subject: So my birthday is in 1 hour... This post has 1 review(s) Reply with quote

And I'm thinking of buying myself a little present. What do you guys think?


But tomorrow's gonna suck >.> Everytime it's my birthday I have to talk to 100 of my relatives I never knew existed, pretend I give a shit about them, and pretend to be happy. Then I have to turn on my phone every 3 minutes to see a mail notification, and it's just an email from a forums I never remember signing up for saying happy birthday. Then I have to go to a gay party, and pretend I give a shit about other people. Oh, then I get to open up gay presents from people I text'ed at least 100 times to NOT buy me anything, and thank them with a smile.

If you don't realize, I legitly hate my birthday with a passion :\ and no, I'm not trolling, I literally hate it. Birthday parties can go fuck themselves, and my relatives should learn to talk louder on the phone, and talk English for that matter (They speak Spanish). Friends should realize I dun give a fuck about their $20 pieces of crap, and just save their money and not buy it.

Also, I know I sound like a whiny bitch, and should be happier about the situation, but I honestly hate it. It's my opinion, and your opinion doesn't mean shit to me.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow you must have had a shitty childhood

i dont like very much but i still enjoy a good birthday party

dafucks wrong with you man

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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wow you must have had a shitty childhood

i dont like very much but i still enjoy a good birthday party

dafucks wrong with you man
Uh, it's not my childhood, I just hate getting attention/recognition for my birthday party. Also, every year is the same shit, and it honestly gets boring after the first few years.


Also, all my good friends moved away, so I'm stuck with people I don't even like.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

make new, good friends
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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make new, good friends

I did, then they're all moving this year. Honestly, everyone who didn't move is either a retard, annoying as fuck, or cbf with a birthday like me.
So, the people I'm stuck with are all aged from 3-14, or 28-60, none is near my age.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

why don't you just invite that 12 year old kid and bang the fuck out of her? we all know you want to
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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why don't you just invite that 12 year old kid and bang the fuck out of her? we all know you want to

Rather not, honestly, it'd bug the fuck out of me to do that with someone so young.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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why don't you just invite that 12 year old kid and bang the fuck out of her? we all know you want to

Rather not, honestly, it'd bug the fuck out of me to do that with someone so young.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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blablfy. wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
why don't you just invite that 12 year old kid and bang the fuck out of her? we all know you want to

Rather not, honestly, it'd bug the fuck out of me to do that with someone so young.
ur weird
Not wanting anything sexual with a 12 year old is weird how?
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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blablfy. wrote:
Slugsnack wrote:
why don't you just invite that 12 year old kid and bang the fuck out of her? we all know you want to

Rather not, honestly, it'd bug the fuck out of me to do that with someone so young.
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Not wanting anything sexual with a 12 year old is weird how?
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:24 am    Post subject: Re: So my birthday is in 1 hour... Reply with quote

blablfy. wrote:
And I'm thinking of buying myself a little present. What do you guys think?


But tomorrow's gonna suck >.> Everytime it's my birthday I have to talk to 100 of my relatives I never knew existed, pretend I give a shit about them, and pretend to be happy. Then I have to turn on my phone every 3 minutes to see a mail notification, and it's just an email from a forums I never remember signing up for saying happy birthday. Then I have to go to a gay party, and pretend I give a shit about other people. Oh, then I get to open up gay presents from people I text'ed at least 100 times to NOT buy me anything, and thank them with a smile.

If you don't realize, I legitly hate my birthday with a passion :\ and no, I'm not trolling, I literally hate it. Birthday parties can go fuck themselves, and my relatives should learn to talk louder on the phone, and talk English for that matter (They speak Spanish). Friends should realize I dun give a fuck about their $20 pieces of crap, and just save their money and not buy it.

Also, I know I sound like a whiny bitch, and should be happier about the situation, but I honestly hate it. It's my opinion, and your opinion doesn't mean shit to me.

lolwut

I never had a party from my parents. They rarely got me presents. My first cake I have ever gotten was when I was 7. They bought some terrible coconut cake and I cried so hard because it was the only cake or even present anybody had for my birthday. They had never had gotten me a cake again until I was 12, because I finally convinced my mom that I would eat the cake if it was something that I liked. She didn't believe me until I finally convinced her when she was on her drugs. As for the calls, I never got those. Most of my other family never even knew me and probably could careless of my existence.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happy Birthday I guess. Enjoy the games.

My part of the story:

My mom doesn't even allow me to have birthday parties, because we have a ton of money problem. And ofc the other reason is that there is no fucking space to party. But there is. Idk why she keeps saying but whatever.
Usually when my birthday is, people come and give me money and then they go after an hour. Thats about 7 people. Not sure if that counts as a birthday party, but it fucking sucks ass.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I fuck bitches and get dolla every birthday best fun of my life no lie.
Ya'll kids mad HUEAHUEHUEHU

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sui wrote:
I fuck bitches and get dolla every birthday best fun of my life no lie.
Ya'll kids mad HUEAHUEHUEHU

Yes, we all know how handsome you are.



Why the long face?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmfao when did this thread become about horses
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