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clash of clans hacks Master Cheater Reputation: 63
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:18 pm Post subject: Oh relationships |
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That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.
There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.
What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck.
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IM STERLING Expert Cheater Reputation: 59
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:25 pm Post subject: Re: Oh relationships |
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Adnihil wrote: | That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.
There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.
What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck. |
Stop being beta as fuck?
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Aniblaze Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 138
Joined: 23 Apr 2006 Posts: 1757 Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:04 pm Post subject: Re: Oh relationships |
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Adnihil wrote: | That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.
There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.
What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
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Put five dollars on the pillow next to her, with a note that says 'I only paid for an hour, please leave'. She'll understand once she wakes up.
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(\/)_(;,,;)_(\/) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 3
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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What a big pussy.
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IM STERLING Expert Cheater Reputation: 59
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:10 pm Post subject: Re: Oh relationships |
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Aniblaze wrote: | Adnihil wrote: | That feel when you're not in love with your girlfriend anymore but don't want to break up with her because it'd make you feel like you just shot Bambis mother.
There's this other girl who's a lot hotter, smarter, about a thousand times more fun, and a million times more reasonable than my current girlfriend.
Even if I'd break up with her, I'd probably just feel too guilty to date the other one.
What the fuck am I supposed do? I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
I never had problems cheating before, but now I haven't even done anything yet and I already feel like throwing up out of guilt.
It's the first time I'm with a girl I actually care about (and I care about her a fucking lot). She's sleeping in my bed right now.
Fuck. |
Put five dollars on the pillow next to her, with a note that says 'I only paid for an hour, please leave'. She'll understand once she wakes up. |
Fucking Alpha.
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InnerChild548 Newbie cheater Reputation: -1
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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SMS her "Game over, you lose" while fucking another girl.
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:^( Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 109
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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send her pictures of the two of you doggystyle
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Dark‮‮ Advanced Cheater Reputation: 5
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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Why don´t you upload a pic of and and the girl you talk about op?
Bet you´re ugly as fuck.
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 71
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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This is why you should just have e-relationships. As long as you're not a retard you won't get e-dumped
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Fafaffy Cheater Reputation: 65
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Slugsnack wrote: | This is why you should just have e-relationships. As long as you're not a retard you won't get e-dumped | but then you die a virgin, unless you count losing your e-virginity.
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Slugsnack Grandmaster Cheater Supreme Reputation: 71
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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Poor Talix. Virgin forever
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SF I'm a spammer Reputation: 119
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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this might help.
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NotReallySureWhatGoesHere Expert Cheater Reputation: -1
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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I'm in love with a friend of mine. I don't think he loves me back either
Lol you can't stare another dude in the eyes and smile and say shit like "this is the best time I've had in a long time with 1 person" or something like that, without it meaning something...
It sucks so bad being gay. I honestly hate it. But that's life, and expressing this to anonymous people online is much easier than to a counselor in real life. No wonder.
EDIT: But that image above helped somewhat. I wish I could remove these chemicals in my body called love.
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant Reputation: 157
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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ItsJustJosh wrote: | I'm in love with a friend of mine. I don't think he loves me back either
Lol you can't stare another dude in the eyes and smile and say shit like "this is the best time I've had in a long time with 1 person" or something like that, without it meaning something...
It sucks so bad being gay. I honestly hate it. But that's life, and expressing this to anonymous people online is much easier than to a counselor in real life. No wonder.
EDIT: But that image above helped somewhat. I wish I could remove these chemicals in my body called love. | lmao what
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Society Grandmaster Cheater Reputation: 5
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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ControlAltDelete wrote: | ItsJustJosh wrote: | I'm in love with a friend of mine. I don't think he loves me back either
Lol you can't stare another dude in the eyes and smile and say shit like "this is the best time I've had in a long time with 1 person" or something like that, without it meaning something...
It sucks so bad being gay. I honestly hate it. But that's life, and expressing this to anonymous people online is much easier than to a counselor in real life. No wonder.
EDIT: But that image above helped somewhat. I wish I could remove these chemicals in my body called love. | lmao what |
I think he's a gay.
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